Attention wealthy benefactors, wherever you are: LPTJ needs this. It would be an exaggeration to say that it's a matter of life and death, but LPTJ is known throughout the English-speaking world for its love of exaggeration. So, it is totally a matter of life and death, insofar as I am gonna hold my breath until this thing shows up in my living room. I understand that insane impulse purchases are generally not outwardly-directed affairs, though. Fair enough. At the very least, anyhow, click on the playfield pictures and marvel with me at the half-obscured-for-legal-coverage band names across the field. Completely, completely awesome. Somewhere out there may be an early-eighties equivalent celebrating the bold new music coming out of the South Bronx. One can dream.