five

I didn't know you was a one-man band
I didn't know you was a one-man band
I didn't know you was a one-man band
I found out on the in-ter-net

I coulda guessed the truth, I suppose
hey how about that guy Mortiis's nose
ol' Dead from Mayhem used to bury his clothes
whaddaya know about that

I wonder if you ever play out live
XXe arrondissement, smoky dive
load up your Swatch car full of gear and drive
radio turned down low

I like the image but I doubt it's true
beautiful Parisians staring up at you
guitar & drum machine, sacre bleu
screaming like the Windigo

I'd like to dedicate this verse to Joel
whose style I'm biting like a dinner roll
he also has a one-man band, you knowll
actually, he's had three

one full-length album and a new EP
one three-way split you guys will never see
that is the whole to-date discography
all of your songs sound really good to me

I didn't know you was a one-man band
I didn't know you was a one-man band
I didn't know you was a one-man band
I found out on the in-ter-net

yeah

tomorrow: six