Sure, purists have been saying it's all over since, what, '96? Earlier? Still: it really is all over. LOL black metal! 10-year-old Immortal press photos are always funny, rite guys? Got any recent-vintage Bob Dole jokes while you're at it?

Screw these guys. There are plenty of funny things to say about black metal, but it helps if you'd heard of the genre sometime before last Thursday and also aren't the worst kind of bottomfeeding scumbag corporation soiling landscapes around the world. (Warning: video contains graphic and disturbing imagery.)