jungenliebe: how the hell are you going to go spending this week writing about the rbt plant solo album what is wrong with you
01d3n: look the cephalic carnage piece is going to take a lot more listening revising etc + lets be honest the rbt plant solo album is what deserves the time
01d3n: its completely great i mean
jungenliebe: omg u r REISSUES GUY
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01d3n: 0 go 2 hell u tiresome litl BOY ill listen to what i like and say so
jungenliebe: reissues guy
01d3n: this is not even a reissue
jungenliebe: future reissues guy
jungenliebe: reissue date tbd guy
jungenliebe: days of reissues future past guy
jungenliebe: lol
01d3n: i cant believe u just wrote ‘lol’
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jungenliebe: besides u r spose 2 rite abt DARK TRANQUILLITY this wk
jungenliebe: u rnt goin 2 4get about DARK TRANQILLITY r U
jungenliebe: well r U
01d3n: who do r think u r, prince or sumthing
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01d3n: even if i have been thinking abt frankie valli and the 4 seasons all day
01d3n: which i have btw
01d3n: that still does not mean i am reissues guy
jungenliebe: reissues guy
01d3n: and besides i will do dark tranquillity next week i promise
01d3n: have i mentioned that the dark tranquillity album is totally essential btw
jungenliebe: yes u have
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jungenliebe: hey reissues guy did u notice that collectors choice has the andrews sisters doin ‘rum & coca-cola’
jungenliebe: u know that is a must-have 4 U
01d3n: ...
jungenliebe: and they got freddie lewis and the dreamers 2 u know you got 2 have that one
01d3n: ...
jungenliebe: oh relax im just having fun
jungenliebe: tell me about the robert plant album then
01d3n: OK
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01d3n: back in high school
jungenliebe: omg any sentence that begins ‘back in high school’ must be deleted immediately
01d3n: back in high school
jungenliebe: no way man i am totally serious
01d3n: back in high school
jungenliebe: DELETE DELETE DELETE
01d3n: christ you are even younger than i thought
01d3n: anyhow the point is that when everybody i knew liked led zeppelin
01d3n: even the king crimson-lovin’ muso chinstrokers
01d3n: i did not like led zeppelin
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jungenliebe: omg HA HA HA HA HA HA
jungenliebe: like u r sooooooo cool
jungenliebe: and im all like ‘let me B ur friend now’
jungenliebe: bcuz u were too cool to like led zeppelin
jungenliebe: BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL
jungenliebe: ha ha ha ha ha
01d3n: look im not trying to be all ‘o i was so cool i never liked zep’
01d3n: i mean i know how it sounds but thats not it
01d3n: its just the fact
01d3n: i mean i liked UFO, so it wasnt like i was too cool
jungenliebe: whoa UFO
01d3n: yeah
01d3n: so naturally i came around to led zeppelin eventually
jungenliebe: yeah d00d thank g*d i mean u haff 2 be insufferably pretentious to not like led zeppelin
01d3n: its true
jungenliebe: kewl
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01d3n: ok but my point is led zep R nothing sacred 2 me and so i am not predisposed 2 anything any of them do on their own
jungenliebe: kewl
01d3n: i had a rbt plant album called manic nirvana back in
jungenliebe: back in high school?
01d3n: no back in 92 you ass
jungenliebe: ha ha ha ha ha
jungenliebe: was an ok record tho
01d3n: yeah the song with the wavy gravy sample was grate
01d3n: also hurting kind or eyez on u or whatever it was called
jungenliebe: all right
jungenliebe: all right
jungenliebe: all right i got my eyez on u
01d3n: yah thats the one
01d3n: so that was good but i never investig8ed much further
01d3n: im like whatever singer from zeppelin solo like whatever right
jungenliebe: sure
jungenliebe: i mean sure you R reissues guy
jungenliebe: you salivated for the page/plant reunion
01d3n: shut up i never even heard the damm thing
jungenliebe: me neither to be honest
01d3n: OK
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01d3n: so i hear last week that there iz a new robert plant album
01d3n: and i think to myself ‘hey that manic nirvana record that was ok’
01d3n: basically had with myself the conversation i am now having with U
jungenliebe: which U r actually also having with yourself
01d3n: whatever
01d3n: so i buy the album
jungenliebe: d00d whered you go its been five minutes
01d3n: wait for it
jungenliebe: *sighs*
01d3n: fkn GREAT ALBUM
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jungenliebe: how is the robert plant solo album a fkn great album
jungenliebe: do enlighten us o reissues guy
01d3n: it is great because if it were by an unknown guy making his first album everybody would just say how gr8 it is and be done with it
01d3n: like everybody would be ‘this is so so great this is like gr8er than everything else put together’
01d3n: that kind ov great
01d3n: it is great because none of the cover versions on it R done all obvious and cheezy foodstuff gobblin
01d3n: even though some of them are totally obvious choices
01d3n: ‘morning dew,’ ‘hey joe’
jungenliebe: omg u r not going to tell me abt how gr8 ‘hey joe’ iz
01d3n: o yes i fkn am
01d3n: best version of ‘hey joe’ ever
jungenliebe: since hendrix u mean
01d3n: no i mean ever
01d3n: take hendrix off his pedestal and put the 2 versions side by side and this one is better
jungenliebe: why
01d3n: because its way way way way scarier
01d3n: it scares me
01d3n: and it scares my cat
jungenliebe: better than nick caves version
01d3n: yes
jungenliebe: whoa u r becoming scary reissues guy
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01d3n: this is whats so great abt this album mr ‘i am young and i know everything’
01d3n: everybody always claims that a new version of an old song ‘breathes new life’ into the song
jungenliebe: which is always a lie
jungenliebe: repeat ‘always’
01d3n: think what you want to think but plants version of ‘morning dew’ will put the fear of god on u
01d3n: so totally ominous
jungenliebe: wait let me guess he also covers ‘love in vain’ right
01d3n: no
01d3n: ‘milk cow blues’
jungenliebe: oh jesus
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01d3n: well its not exactly a cover of ‘milk cow blues’ its a pastiche of a bunch of old blues numbers
jungenliebe: no dear god a MEDLEY
01d3n: it isnt like that
01d3n: youre never going 2 listen
01d3n: but there wont be 2 many records better than this 1 this year
01d3n: its got a sheen 2 it
jungenliebe: martin sheen
01d3n: no amber sheen
01d3n: golden sheen
jungenliebe: sheena queen of the jungle
01d3n: a spooky shiny glowing feeling all over it anyhow
01d3n: fresh and new and vital and focused and very intense
01d3n: not a wasted minute on it
jungenliebe: what no drum solos?
01d3n: there is no use talking to U
01d3n: or listening to U either
01d3n: robert plant ownz your sorry ass
01d3n: his album is better than everybody else’s album
01d3n: rbt plant in the 2K+2, boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jungenliebe: u r serious though right you think i should buy this record
01d3n: yes
01d3n: immediately
01d3n: so gorgeous
jungenliebe: better than zeppelin right ha ha
01d3n: yes
jungenliebe: whoa that is like heresy
01d3n: only 4 U
01d3n: reissues guy

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