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alistarr*
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« on: Sep 26, 2008, 06:12:54 AM »

just so nobody gets offended this time, let's get it out of the way right off the bat: i hate all of you twice.
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alistarr*
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 26, 2008, 06:16:12 AM »

there is this spider in my garden. it has found a way to construct a web spanning from the left wall to the right wall. this doesn't bother me except on thursday mornings, when i put the bin out for collection, and friday afternoons, when i remember to collect it again. each time i carefully pull the web off the right wall, making sure to leave enough time for him to realise bad shit is going down and scramble for cover, not getting drowned in his own web, then drop it and move through the garden. each night he builds it again. he is a yellow and black motherfucker with spiny legs. he is not the biggest spider in the world, but he is big enough.

today it turned out that he has an accomplice, and that accomplice, black in colouring, has built a web in the perfect place for me to stumble into it unseeing while carefully navigating the ruins of yellow-and-black's web. that accomplice is a right fat bastard, and scared the shit out of me to the extent that anyone not at work who lives in the neighbouring streets has this afternoon heard me screaming like a man come face to face with his final doom, a man who screamed into the abyss and the abyss said "yeah damn straight i am scary as fuck; fear me (also i am a spider and you are terrified of us)".

i'm going for a second shower.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 26, 2008, 08:16:01 AM »

I was going to make the new thread, and have the title be some sort of pun about balls and taking them home.  Snooze you lose.
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Maaik
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 26, 2008, 09:04:41 AM »

there is this spider in my garden. it has found a way to construct a web spanning from the left wall to the right wall. this doesn't bother me except on thursday mornings, when i put the bin out for collection, and friday afternoons, when i remember to collect it again. each time i carefully pull the web off the right wall, making sure to leave enough time for him to realise bad shit is going down and scramble for cover, not getting drowned in his own web, then drop it and move through the garden. each night he builds it again. he is a yellow and black motherfucker with spiny legs. he is not the biggest spider in the world, but he is big enough.

today it turned out that he has an accomplice, and that accomplice, black in colouring, has built a web in the perfect place for me to stumble into it unseeing while carefully navigating the ruins of yellow-and-black's web. that accomplice is a right fat bastard, and scared the shit out of me to the extent that anyone not at work who lives in the neighbouring streets has this afternoon heard me screaming like a man come face to face with his final doom, a man who screamed into the abyss and the abyss said "yeah damn straight i am scary as fuck; fear me (also i am a spider and you are terrified of us)".

i'm going for a second shower.

dude, I dreamed about an enormous spider last night!  it was enormous and brown and I could see its eyes.  How freaky is it when you can see a spider's eyes?  But I dreamed I saw it in the living room, we stared at each other as I tried very hard to simply die where I stood, then it took off toward our sunroom and jumped straight up from the floor to the ceiling.  tMO and I are screaming about what to do.  I remember thinking we should just move out and that the spider pay rent.

It was freaky and huge.  Stupid nightmare spider.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 26, 2008, 09:12:26 AM »

there is this spider in my garden. it has found a way to construct a web spanning from the left wall to the right wall. this doesn't bother me except on thursday mornings, when i put the bin out for collection, and friday afternoons, when i remember to collect it again. each time i carefully pull the web off the right wall, making sure to leave enough time for him to realise bad shit is going down and scramble for cover, not getting drowned in his own web, then drop it and move through the garden. each night he builds it again. he is a yellow and black motherfucker with spiny legs. he is not the biggest spider in the world, but he is big enough.

today it turned out that he has an accomplice, and that accomplice, black in colouring, has built a web in the perfect place for me to stumble into it unseeing while carefully navigating the ruins of yellow-and-black's web. that accomplice is a right fat bastard, and scared the shit out of me to the extent that anyone not at work who lives in the neighbouring streets has this afternoon heard me screaming like a man come face to face with his final doom, a man who screamed into the abyss and the abyss said "yeah damn straight i am scary as fuck; fear me (also i am a spider and you are terrified of us)".

i'm going for a second shower.

This is awesome. Props to the spiders, the crafty little bastards.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 26, 2008, 12:11:50 PM »

dude, I dreamed about an enormous spider last night!  it was enormous and brown and I could see its eyes.  How freaky is it when you can see a spider's eyes?  But I dreamed I saw it in the living room, we stared at each other as I tried very hard to simply die where I stood, then it took off toward our sunroom and jumped straight up from the floor to the ceiling.  tMO and I are screaming about what to do.  I remember thinking we should just move out and that the spider pay rent.

It was freaky and huge.  Stupid nightmare spider.

Speaking of fucked up dreams, I woke up this morning from a nightmare in which I was, in the interest of self-preservation, stabbing this guy repeatedly in the face. He was trying to kill me, and my stabs were having no effect, and I was about to die, and then I woke up. And for the record, there was a good bit of buildup to this point in the dream, and all of it was violent and terrifying and involved someone trying to kill me and all the people around me and me being unable to stop him.

I wouldn't say I'm angry or annoyed at having had this nightmare, more like thoroughly depressed. Today is going to be a horrible day, I can already tell.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 26, 2008, 12:13:05 PM »

Oh yeah, and just to point out exactly why that's the case--my roommate was going to have a backyard acoustic show here tonight, and I wasn't all that worried about such a thing, but now it's been changed on account of the fact that it's been raining here for days and is supposed to all day today, to an indoor show/party. I'm not gonna get to watch the debate and I'm going to have to spend all night panicking about my stuff getting ruined/stolen. Lovely.
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slow west vultures
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 26, 2008, 02:44:24 PM »

anggroyed  becuase i've had some kind of cold or infection for over a month now, and it won't seem to go away.  and with my loose cannon immune system, it means i'm in a lot more pain and tired than usual.  i'm on antibiotics and a nasal spray for it now, but this morning i was still blowing brownish mucus from my nose.  grr.  i've tried sitting out in the sun for extended of periods of time, but it seems to just recoup while i'm asleep and make me feel crappy for the first 3 or 4 hours of every morning. 
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Babar
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 26, 2008, 04:29:04 PM »

Oh yeah, and just to point out exactly why that's the case--my roommate was going to have a backyard acoustic show here tonight, and I wasn't all that worried about such a thing, but now it's been changed on account of the fact that it's been raining here for days and is supposed to all day today, to an indoor show/party. I'm not gonna get to watch the debate and I'm going to have to spend all night panicking about my stuff getting ruined/stolen. Lovely.

just get some pringles and mingle with the singles
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 26, 2008, 04:53:12 PM »

That's the last fucking thing I want to do. My roommate is an old old friend who has grown up to be one of those PBR-drinking alt-country type barflies. We still get along really well, but I find most of his friends distasteful.
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Babar
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« Reply #10 on: Sep 26, 2008, 05:18:27 PM »

just the pringles then
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 26, 2008, 05:57:28 PM »

Oh god. A junkie who ripped me off for $120 of my rent money 12 years ago is in my store. He's been here for 3 hours. He's got this total smarmy fake-nice personality that I don't remember from 12 years ago, but honestly, he's probably just been honing it the whole time. He was getting on my nerved anyway, sitting here hanging out for hours making smarmy ass conversation with me, and then after about two and a half hours, his wife showed back up after getting her hair cut down the strip from here, and now they're hanging out here together, and I heard her call him "Ted" and realized who he was. Now I'm pretty much in a "my-name-is-Inigo-Montoya-you-killed-my-father-prepare-to-die" mood but I am choking it back because it's water under the bridge at this point and who cares but fucking hell I WANT THIS GUY TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE AND NEVER COME BACK. I want it like people in hell want ice water. And I want it RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 27, 2008, 12:26:06 AM »

Remind me that I like my job, because I'm really cranky about it right now. I'm only working four days next week and I'm closing on Saturday night AGAIN. I've already talked to my lead and specialist and the specialist who makes the schedule letting them know that every bloody Saturday night for like five or six Saturdays in a row I've been scheduled to close and every time a new schedule comes out, I'm closing again. I finally talked to the store director about it tonight and told her that since there are four people in skincare, I shouldn't ever have close more than one Saturday a month. She apologized. It didn't make me feel better.
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Antero
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 27, 2008, 09:27:38 PM »

I am sick!

Sick sick sick

blaaaah
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 28, 2008, 09:24:04 AM »

I'm annoyed I missed all the drama and flamewarring! I always get here late for those. The last annoyed thread was an interesting read almost alla way through. Could make a soap opera out of it.

Otherwise I'm irritated at having only 5 hours sleep per night for the past 3 nights or so.
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jebreject
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 28, 2008, 10:09:47 AM »

WTF, Thermofusion liked me?
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 28, 2008, 10:21:05 AM »

Why surprise? You're one of the more universally appreciated people here. I was sitting on the couch this evening thinking "I should go say hi to the folks on the Plane" and then my brain suddenly went "jeb is awesome". No lie.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 29, 2008, 12:35:03 AM »

I'm one of those people everybody thinks is universally appreciated by everybody else, but not by them.

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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 29, 2008, 12:50:22 AM »

Not true, dogg. I like you a lot. Didn't always, but I do now.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 29, 2008, 12:55:09 AM »

I'm quite bemused at how I've apparently become part of the orthodoxy.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #20 on: Sep 29, 2008, 01:03:29 AM »

By orthodoxy I'm pretty sure he meant the people whose opinions are most prominent, who are the most strident and who call other people out most frequently and vehemently. Which you are one of, though less so than past times methinks.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #21 on: Sep 29, 2008, 01:05:30 AM »

I think what is meant is 'the pricks against whom the heroes kick'.
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G.C.R
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« Reply #22 on: Sep 29, 2008, 01:17:46 AM »

I hate that I've set myself this standard of "do well at life and all things" which is impossible to live up to, which I realise, but I still get all cranky if I don't. Mad
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« Reply #23 on: Sep 29, 2008, 01:36:57 AM »

GI was my favorite asshole on here from day one.  When I signed up, I said to myself, "Just try to be on GI's side and this place will be great."


Angroyed: I was just on our enclosed porch having a smoke and watching a thunderstorm roll through.  I sat down on one of our bikes, and its saddle was NOT firmly in place, and as my buttocks sank through the night and my balance lost in the darkness, I attempted to catch myself on the nearest vertical surface, which happened to be a large plexiglass window. 

That didn't work out AT ALL and now I have cuts on my feet and a hole in my porch wall.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #24 on: Sep 29, 2008, 01:43:29 AM »

GI was my favorite asshole on here from day one.  When I signed up, I said to myself, "Just try to be on GI's side and this place will be great."
A ringing endorsement if ever there was one. If you sent me one of those genuine John Augustine hell-raiser owl-helmets I might just have to declare my life a success.
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