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Greg Nog
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« on: May 02, 2009, 07:04:11 PM »

Man, there's a band playing on the other side of the park that is just awful, I hate them very much.

In other news, this very tiny dog just ran up to me and was like WHUFF WHUFF WHUFF all excited-like.  I was all AAAAAGH HELLO and then it ran over to the people playing whiffleball.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 07:08:48 PM »

OH MY GOD THOSE TEENAGERS HAVE A CAT ON A LEASH

CAT HATES IT SO MUCH
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Maaik
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2009, 07:12:03 PM »

my cat certainly wouldn't cotton to that.

I'd like to sit on some grass, but all our grass is really wet right now.  and there are mosquitoes.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 07:16:11 PM »

Oh man, that was all WHAT THE FUCK YIKES DUDE GET ME OUTTA HERE

I was like MAN I FEEL FOR YOU CAT, THAT SUCKS SOMETHIN' FIERCE
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clare
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 08:18:23 PM »

I'm in the same situation as Maiik, except instead of mozzies, my grass has dog poo. It's a lovely autumn day here, and I would like to spend some time sitting in the sun.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 08:31:50 PM »

I prefer being a shut-in
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 09:19:21 PM »

Wait a mintuea? Was there an old sistting on the grass thread?
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Maaik
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 11:07:45 PM »

no, that's part of the charm
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Aglaya
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 02:24:15 AM »

When I was growing up, we had a cat we'd put on a leash sometimes.  Mostly, we'd just hook the leash to the laundry lines and he could run back and forth (we had really long laundry lines), but mostly he just rolled around in the grass and sat in it.  He probably wasn't wild about the leash, but he was left to his own devices with it, and it meant he got to go outside, so he didn't complain.
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Ignatius
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2009, 02:58:55 AM »

Whenever I see a cat walked around on a leash, the cat itself expresses through its visible cat-emotions the idea that "You guys are huge jerks" almost as effectively as walking a cat around on a leash expresses the statement "I am an asshole." I always think the cat did something really bad and has to be paraded around town on a leash as punishment.
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