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Ignatius
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« Reply #175 on: Aug 07, 2009, 02:05:29 AM »

Your friend brings laughter to the world, Robert.
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Antero
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« Reply #176 on: Aug 07, 2009, 04:16:29 AM »

That is one of the best tattoos ever.
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jm
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« Reply #177 on: Aug 07, 2009, 07:33:46 AM »

Yeah gotta weigh in here and say that Robert, your friend's tattoo is completely awesome.  Like seriously completely awesome.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #178 on: Aug 07, 2009, 09:36:57 AM »

That is easily one of the greatest things I've ever seen.  Wow.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #179 on: Aug 07, 2009, 09:43:47 AM »

That is easily one of the greatest things I've ever seen.  Wow.

Seriously. I hope you don't mind, Robert, but I reposted your entire post (sans names) to my Facebook. It seems like a thing that needs to be shared. Just give me the word, though, and I'll delete it.
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think 'on the road.'
Robert
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« Reply #180 on: Aug 07, 2009, 09:52:01 AM »

Nah, I'm pretty sure Kris would be happy about this.  Hell, he's in the office next door.  I'll ask him.
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Damn.
Robert
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« Reply #181 on: Aug 07, 2009, 09:54:09 AM »

Okay, Kris just said "That's fantastic! Thanks!"

So apparently he's cool with it.
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Damn.
what whale
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« Reply #182 on: Aug 07, 2009, 09:54:52 AM »

Seriously.  Fucking amazing.  Your friend's sense of humor is matched only by the quality of his dreams.  Best of luck to him. 
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lastclearchance
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« Reply #183 on: Aug 08, 2009, 01:10:50 AM »

My friend Kris has cancer.  He also had a dream once about an anthropomorphic globe wearing roller skates.   He always swore that one day he would get a tattoo of this globe.

While he was in the hospital getting treatment for his leukemia, he got really sick and tired of people spouting what he felt to be hollow positives like "you're a fighter" and "you're gonna beat this thing."

So, before he goes in for his bone marrow transplant (in September) he went out and got this:


And it's right on the forearm where he has to get blood drawn like all the time.  Apparently it really confuses the oncology nurses.

this needs to be on this page, and possibly every page
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mixed cats
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« Reply #184 on: Aug 08, 2009, 01:29:40 AM »

if there were avatars on this board, that should be everyone's avatar
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G.C.R
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« Reply #185 on: Aug 09, 2009, 04:28:47 AM »

Hey the description of the anthropomorphic globe on roller skates was pretty ace, but the actuality (the tie! the rainbow! the expression on its face!) ice the sweet, sweet cake that is that tattoo.
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I think it's fair to assume we'll be inebriated and covered in bodily effluvia all weekend
Greg Nog
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« Reply #186 on: Aug 10, 2009, 12:17:20 PM »

hot alluring time everybody
NSFW tattoo
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Antero
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« Reply #187 on: Aug 10, 2009, 12:53:01 PM »

Wow, that completely derailed my understanding of phallic symbology.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #188 on: Aug 10, 2009, 12:54:19 PM »

It just made me want a hot dog
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think 'on the road.'
Greg Nog
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« Reply #189 on: Aug 10, 2009, 12:55:45 PM »

It mostly made me want to put mustard on my chest.
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Antero
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« Reply #190 on: Aug 10, 2009, 02:51:50 PM »

So I have till November to figure out what would not suck to have permanently attached to my body 'cause I kind of promised to get inked with my friend.

I will use this thread as examples of what to avoid.
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Black Amnesia of Heaven
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« Reply #191 on: Aug 10, 2009, 03:32:14 PM »

I recommend simple and small things.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #192 on: Aug 10, 2009, 03:44:44 PM »

Like a retarded baby
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think 'on the road.'
Bernard
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« Reply #193 on: Aug 10, 2009, 03:53:14 PM »

kind of promised to get inked with my friend.

Is this a 'you have cancer but I'm going to go through this with you, you're not alone' promise, or more like 'dude I think that's my handwriting but really we were both so stoned' promise?
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Ha, see, and look how Julian Casablancas ended up!!!!
dieblucasdie
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« Reply #194 on: Aug 10, 2009, 03:58:32 PM »

Personally, I'm hoping Antero has joined some sort of elite combat unit.
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
Maaik
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« Reply #195 on: Aug 10, 2009, 03:59:08 PM »

Personally, I'm hoping Antero has joined some sort of elite combat unit.

If that's the case, I don't see how you can NOT get a barcode on the back of your neck.
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Bernard
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« Reply #196 on: Aug 10, 2009, 04:05:56 PM »

How about a miniature: http://www.anilgupta.com/portfolio/portfolio.htm
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Ha, see, and look how Julian Casablancas ended up!!!!
Aglaya
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« Reply #197 on: Aug 12, 2009, 12:12:43 PM »

hot alluring time everybody
NSFW tattoo
I once tried to persuade a co-worker at the car lot to get a tattoo that would look like an open hot-dog bun with condiments on it, one side on each of his upper thighs so... yea, you get the picture.  Sadly, I was unsuccessful.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #198 on: Aug 13, 2009, 09:42:12 AM »

I know a guy with a smiley face tattooed on his cock. The end.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #199 on: Aug 13, 2009, 11:38:25 AM »

I mentioned that I know a guy with the devil's face tattooed on his cock, right?
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