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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #325 on: Mar 03, 2012, 12:34:39 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4thGV6A3Jhg#!

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« Reply #326 on: Mar 03, 2012, 12:59:41 PM »

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« Reply #327 on: Mar 04, 2012, 11:37:12 PM »

I watch this series of videos on Youtube about machining put out by this crotchety old retired high school shop teacher from central Illinois.  It's deeply comforting to me in several ways.  I was catching up on the videos today, and on this one at about 7:15, the guy out of nowhere starts talking about how the EPA is destroying this country and is controlled by al Qaeda.  Then there's a sudden silence as if he has realized what he's said, and he says, "I don't like it when I get political, and I suspect you some of you don't, either," in that clipped tone of voice Midwestern men use when forced to talk about religion or politics or sex.  Then he goes on chattering about the finer points of disassembling and cleaning the compound slide of a lathe.

Hilarious, though maybe only hilarious to a very narrow slice of humanity
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« Reply #328 on: Mar 05, 2012, 03:52:15 AM »

Wow! I didn't think that was going to be exactly what he said. That's somethin.

Do you do any machining, Dick? I'm surrounded by awesome metalworking tools at work, but I don't know what all the little parts are called.
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Dick
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« Reply #329 on: Mar 05, 2012, 10:39:57 PM »

Yeah man, machining is my main hobby.  I got offered a job actually a while ago as a machinist for a gasket company but I stupidly took a desk job that paid more.  Should have gone for the shop job, they had this beautiful hulking old Warner & Swasey in the shop, must have been 100 inches between centers.

I don't own any machine tools except a lowly drill press, I don't have anywhere to put them.  Mostly my skills manifest as an unhealthy obsession with metrology in related tasks, and writing 5000 word paeans to the Monarch 10ee lathe.  I've been 'restoring' this old shoe shine box for a month now.  Would have been a 1 day project but I keep having to start over because stacking tolerances on the drilled holes are throwing off my plans.  My wife wonders why I've had to make three separate trips to the store for brass stock.
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« Reply #330 on: Mar 06, 2012, 12:02:33 AM »

Dick: I take it you're preservationist at heart then?

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Dick
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« Reply #331 on: Mar 06, 2012, 08:59:25 PM »

What does preservationist mean?  Is it like a political party?  I'm a communist at heart.

If you're talking about that shoe shine box, I'm not preserving that shit at all.  Hand-hammered brass lip, baize interior, etc. is all quite new to my old beater shoe box.  I'm pimping my shoe ride. 
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« Reply #332 on: Mar 09, 2012, 12:35:12 PM »

The Onion's post-speech analysis for Obama's profanity-laden rant
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« Reply #333 on: Mar 31, 2012, 12:55:27 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rznYifPHxDg

Google's April fools joke
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #334 on: Apr 10, 2012, 05:10:24 PM »

The Purple Panda from Mister Rogers accidentally sends children into a terrified panic
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« Reply #335 on: Apr 10, 2012, 06:40:23 PM »

I laughed before even clicking through
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« Reply #336 on: Jul 11, 2012, 06:05:07 PM »

There's a real "Pop goes the weasel!" moment in this one.
Some profanity, too, but that's a big part of the appeal.
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« Reply #337 on: Jul 11, 2012, 08:17:15 PM »

Rubber bands + Watermelon = Magic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2xEXWDaxX0
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« Reply #338 on: Jul 11, 2012, 09:22:52 PM »

There's a real "Pop goes the weasel!" moment in this one.
Some profanity, too, but that's a big part of the appeal.

Reasons I never wanna leave the south: this video
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« Reply #339 on: Jul 12, 2012, 12:37:38 AM »

Don't know why, but the rubber bands and watermelon made me laugh again and again.

I thought I must have posted this before, but a forum search for "Mandalf" brings no results. I present to you the best LOTR voice-over ever, which should have gone viral many years ago. I love it so much I named my 2012 fantasy baseball team Mandalf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1jPnm33Pkk
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« Reply #340 on: Jul 12, 2012, 10:14:29 PM »

Yay Mandalf! LOTR parodies was basically how I discovered Youtube back in the day. Also Mandalf is about the only thing I've seen, original or parodies, that makes that scene not homoerotic.
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« Reply #341 on: Jul 12, 2012, 10:55:43 PM »

There's a real "Pop goes the weasel!" moment in this one.
Some profanity, too, but that's a big part of the appeal.

Reasons I never wanna leave the south: this video

that was AWESOME
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« Reply #342 on: Aug 14, 2012, 01:55:37 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

This made me happy the other day.
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« Reply #343 on: Sep 03, 2012, 12:52:55 PM »

Guys, the Cats Carrying Big Fish video disappeared from youtube. Nooooooo!
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #344 on: Sep 03, 2012, 12:53:47 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o

This made me happy the other day.

Also enjoyed this probably more than I should have.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #345 on: Sep 03, 2012, 01:07:35 PM »

This is really something:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
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« Reply #346 on: Sep 03, 2012, 02:50:48 PM »

Wow
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« Reply #347 on: Sep 03, 2012, 06:34:14 PM »

what

edit: goddammit, THIS is my 12000th post?
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« Reply #348 on: Sep 04, 2012, 12:57:50 PM »

So this ASL video is fairly hypnotic.
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« Reply #349 on: Sep 04, 2012, 07:17:33 PM »

While a US local news report is interviewing someone about their house some guy walks out of the woods in shot, drunk as a lord and stark bollocks naked. One way to make an entrance.
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