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Good Intentions
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« on: Mar 02, 2011, 01:47:18 AM »

Dallow, Spicer, Pinkie, Cubitt
Every jammy Strassford poet
Loafing oafs in all-night chemists
Loafing oafs in all-night chemists
Underact - express depression
Ah, but Bunnie I loved you
I was tired again
I've tried again, and

Now my heart is full
Now my heart is full
And I just can't explain
So I won't even try to
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Nick Ink
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 02, 2011, 01:56:42 AM »

I need advice! I need advice!
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Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!
Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 02, 2011, 02:25:50 AM »

Every day, you must say, oh how do I feel about my shoes...
They make me awkward and plain
How dearly I'd love to kick with the fray
But I once had a dream and it never came true
And time is against me now
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I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
clare
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 02, 2011, 06:19:20 AM »

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine
William, William it was really nothing
William, William it was really nothing
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jm
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 02, 2011, 09:08:28 AM »

Wait, falsetto? Morrissey is way more fun to sing in imitation of his actual, ridiculous voice.
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peacocks
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 02, 2011, 09:17:04 AM »

would you like to marry me and if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone
except my
self
ooouaahh
ooouhhaa
eeeeoooooooooooo
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 02, 2011, 09:45:57 AM »

in my life
why do I give valuable tiiiime
to people who don't care if I

LI-IIIIVE OR DIIIIIE
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he was basically your only chance at making the world love you.
YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 02, 2011, 09:48:07 AM »

Wait, falsetto? Morrissey is way more fun to sing in imitation of his actual, ridiculous voice.

petition to rename this "thread for mincing around your bedroom yawning morrissey lyrics"
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Nick Ink
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 02, 2011, 12:46:58 PM »

I thought the quotes had to be bits he sang in falsetto, not just any old Smiths lyric.

Still...

I look at yours, you laugh at mine
And love is just a miserable lie.
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peacocks
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« Reply #9 on: Mar 02, 2011, 12:50:46 PM »

oh, well. oops.
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sashwap
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 02, 2011, 08:56:20 PM »

i dreamt i was morrissey last night. here's what i wrote in my dream journal:

I'm Morrissey, and I'm writing a rap song. I'm dictating it to a guy who's writing it down in cursive on a lined piece of notebook paper. Jay-Z is hanging around making suggestions, but his lines are way off the mark. I get stuck trying to work in the line "William, it was really nothing."
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ellaguru
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 02, 2011, 10:08:11 PM »

Sixteen clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
Booked myself into the Y
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I also engaged in a rigorous study of philosophy and religion...but cheerfulness kept creeping in.
Good Intentions
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 02, 2011, 10:13:42 PM »

Shyness is nice, but
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to

So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I wont say no, how could I?
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 02, 2011, 10:16:36 PM »

Wait, falsetto? Morrissey is way more fun to sing in imitation of his actual, ridiculous voice.

petition to rename this "thread for mincing around your bedroom yawning morrissey lyrics"
<Morrissey> I would take your suggestions on board, except you've misunderstood me, in all of my precious ways, and I cannot draw up the enthusiasm to meet you halfway.Yes, that's what I'll say. </Morrissey>
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ellaguru
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 02, 2011, 10:20:10 PM »

Sixteen clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
Booked myself into the Y

Shyness is nice, but
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to

So, if there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I wont say no, how could I?

Wow, GI, are you flirting with me?

On a related note, though, I saw Rasputina a week or two back.
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I also engaged in a rigorous study of philosophy and religion...but cheerfulness kept creeping in.
Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 03, 2011, 12:05:25 AM »

Sixteen clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
Booked myself into the Y


...WCA
I said I like it here, can I stay?
I like it here, can I stay?
Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?

[Surprising lyrics from a man I'm convinced is gay, but one of my favorite of his subtle lyrical jokes]
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #16 on: Mar 03, 2011, 12:06:45 AM »

i dreamt i was morrissey last night

I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But "take me to the heaven of your bed"
Was something that you never said
Two lumps, please
You're the bee's knees, but so am I
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I just want to be myself and I want you to love me for who I am.
Nick Ink
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 03, 2011, 01:53:51 AM »

i dreamt i was morrissey last night

I dreamt about you last night
And I fell out of bed twice
You can pin and mount me like a butterfly
But "take me to the heaven of your bed"
Was something that you never said
Two lumps, please
You're the bee's knees, but so am I

And seeing as at least half of that verse is from Shelagh Delaney's A Taste Of Honey:

If you must write prose or poems
The words you use should be your own
Don't plagiarise or take on loan
There's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose who knows,
Who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall
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Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!
Good Intentions
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 04, 2011, 02:12:18 AM »

The more you ignore me
The closer I get
You're wasting your time.
The more you ignore me
The closer I get
You're wasting your time.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 04, 2011, 02:17:36 AM »

Beware ! I bear more grudges
Than lonely high court judges
When you sleep/ I will creep
Into your thoughts/ Like a bad debt
That you can't pay/Take the easy way
And give in/ Yeah, and let me in
Oh, let me in
Oh let me ...
Oh, let me in
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