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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #275 on: Apr 12, 2012, 01:17:36 PM »

why would you put peanut butter in a toaster oven
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« Reply #276 on: Apr 12, 2012, 01:18:37 PM »

He reminds me of a woman who was going to teach me to make hats.  I walked into her boutique, and she looked at me, and she said "do you want to learn to make hats?" and I said "yes I guess I do!" and she wrote down my name and number and called me a month later.  She was from quebec and she was missing several teeth.  She wanted $300 for three months of hat making lessons, with real felting and real antique hat molds.  So I showed up with another woman who owned and organic farm and was going to teach me to knit.  And we had tea and talked about hats.  But then we drove around to thrift stores looking for felt and she spent the whole time looking at old wedding dresses and we (the other woman and I) decided she didn't know what she was doing and we couldn't really afford $300 to be friends.  I'm going to name my next cat after her.  (Her name is Lila).

I'm putting this whole thing on a new page because I was so entranced by it
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« Reply #277 on: Apr 12, 2012, 01:31:30 PM »

I was five. What's your excuse, mr. fake garlic butter spread?
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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #278 on: Apr 12, 2012, 01:44:49 PM »

...because garlic bread is supposed to be hot and toasty?
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« Reply #279 on: Apr 12, 2012, 01:46:01 PM »

He reminds me of a woman who was going to teach me to make hats.  I walked into her boutique, and she looked at me, and she said "do you want to learn to make hats?" and I said "yes I guess I do!" and she wrote down my name and number and called me a month later.  She was from quebec and she was missing several teeth.  She wanted $300 for three months of hat making lessons, with real felting and real antique hat molds.  So I showed up with another woman who owned and organic farm and was going to teach me to knit.  And we had tea and talked about hats.  But then we drove around to thrift stores looking for felt and she spent the whole time looking at old wedding dresses and we (the other woman and I) decided she didn't know what she was doing and we couldn't really afford $300 to be friends.  I'm going to name my next cat after her.  (Her name is Lila).

I'm putting this whole thing on a new page because I was so entranced by it

Seriously!
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« Reply #280 on: Apr 13, 2012, 06:57:19 AM »

around the same time i was taking a creative writing class at the university.  I wrote a story about Lila.  Afterwards a woman in the class came to me and told me she had also been a hat maker in Montreal, and I should show her my hats if I ever make any.  I never talked to her before but I always liked her because she wore cool boots and wrote really great stories that she read out loud in her eastern european accent.  (I never read anything out loud).   We would have been friends but that was the last class she went to.

And also I never haven't made any hats yet anyway.
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« Reply #281 on: Apr 13, 2012, 07:05:36 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/QmQoN.gif
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Cqdt0S5u0&t=2m8s
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« Reply #282 on: Apr 13, 2012, 05:07:29 PM »

Quote from: my email
One of Shakespeare's most tragic heroes squares off against literature's greatest villain in a visceral, sexy, hard-driving story of intrigue, betrayal and vengeance, as Iago leads Othello to the edge of jealous madness by sowing seeds of doubt about his wife's fidelity. Culminating in one of Shakespeare's most powerfully dramatic scenes, this classic revenge tragedy comes to life in a modern and edgy adaptation set in the world of motorcycle gangs.

HAHAHAHA
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« Reply #283 on: Apr 13, 2012, 05:38:49 PM »

So it's exactly like Sons of Anarchy then.
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« Reply #284 on: Apr 14, 2012, 10:08:25 AM »

Everyone around my geographic vicinity is talking about this storm of the century that's supposed to happen today and destroy us all. So I'm gonna smoke some meats, and maybe grill some other meats and see how this thing goes.
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« Reply #285 on: Apr 15, 2012, 11:43:29 AM »

i was supposed to go to these shows/parties last night but I ended up falling asleep at 10:30, waking up at 1, watching an x files and going to bed around 2:30. I'M WILD.
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« Reply #286 on: Apr 15, 2012, 11:45:53 AM »

How do them X-Files hold up after all this time? They been taunting me, teasing me on Netflix Instant but I ain't caved.
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« Reply #287 on: Apr 15, 2012, 12:50:58 PM »

I dallied a bit with some old X-Files episodes last year, and found them to be pleasantly and surprisngly creepy! That said, I lost interest after half a dozen or so and completely failed in my mission to watch the entire series start to finish.
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« Reply #288 on: Apr 15, 2012, 01:44:45 PM »

I really just wanna rewatch that black and white episode with the fumigation tents and the Cher songs
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« Reply #289 on: Apr 15, 2012, 10:07:59 PM »

That one is called The Postmodern Prometheus in case you wanna look it up
it's so good
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« Reply #290 on: Apr 16, 2012, 11:24:12 AM »

Awesome, I'm eager to re-watch it! I was only a casual viewer of The X-files but that episode made a lasting impression on me (which is amazing 'cause I've only seen it once...12 years ago)
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« Reply #291 on: Apr 16, 2012, 02:09:29 PM »

I like them! Sometimes they are pretty creepy! I watched them regularly as a tot with my dad before he took me home Sunday nights. It's kinda cheesy and silly sometimes, especially in the first season which im watching now, but that is just as entertaining as the creepy stuff
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« Reply #292 on: Apr 16, 2012, 02:18:19 PM »

For years I had a 4x6 printout of this poster taped to my workdesk. Except with the flying saucer, not the cat.

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« Reply #293 on: Apr 16, 2012, 02:19:06 PM »

I want the one with that cat!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #294 on: Apr 16, 2012, 02:19:33 PM »

Well my DS9 runthrough pace will clearly be escalating since I've discovered that I can stream Netflix on my phone so who knows? X-Files might have to be next. but also there's a lot of bad Star Trek I haven't seen yet.
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« Reply #295 on: Apr 16, 2012, 09:02:10 PM »

X-FILES





that is all
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« Reply #296 on: Apr 18, 2012, 12:53:20 PM »

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« Reply #297 on: Apr 18, 2012, 03:00:25 PM »

X-FILES





that is all
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« Reply #298 on: Apr 18, 2012, 04:09:47 PM »

LPTJ, I NEED YOUR HELP!
I just got a text message from an unfamiliar number which reads, "Heard you're about to have a baby!! Congrat!! So excited for you and you're beautiful family!!"

How can I handle this situation in the most amusing possible way?
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« Reply #299 on: Apr 18, 2012, 04:16:19 PM »

I told them it's actually going to be twins.
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