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peacocks
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« on: Jan 19, 2012, 08:36:36 PM »

I don't want to derail the exciting discussion about garbage disposals happening in the other more seasoned random thread so I made this new one to say:

Who needs a menstrual calendar when you get the same 2 zits in the same 2 spots at the same time every month, amirite?

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G.C.R
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 19, 2012, 08:39:59 PM »

I usually just know it's gonna happen soon because I find myself realising "Boy, I sure am super cranky and horrible for no reason whatever". But I sorta want to join one of those websites that just emails you say "Hey, it is COMING IN TWO DAYS".
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peacocks
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 20, 2012, 12:49:19 AM »

oh yeah, that too. Add horribly insecure and emotional. But usually the boob ache and zit team come first.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 20, 2012, 01:46:11 AM »

Not to interrupt or anything, but I can't control when this happens because it's time for Conversations Between Roommates!
Paul: How many slices of gouda do you think I should throw into this chili?
Josh: Pffff. Golly. (mops brow) Yeesh. Hmmm. That's like asking....
Paul: Asking what?!?!?!
Josh: I dunno.... Kinda like asking how many drops of water it would take to extinguish the fire that is consuming your home.
Paul: I have 4 slices of gouda left. I think I'm just going to use 2 right now.
Josh: Well sometimes you cannot quench every flame all at once.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 20, 2012, 01:46:42 AM »

Go ahead and proceed with ladytalk.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 20, 2012, 01:52:52 AM »

OK Josh, I've sometimes wondered when ladies are wiping their bottom if they have ever wiped too far and smeared poop on their vagina.

I've never asked this question IRL for obvious reasons.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 20, 2012, 01:53:56 AM »

Happens all the time. That's why gals use so much TP. NEXT!
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peacocks
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:00:35 AM »

that never happens because bonesaw says to wipe from front to back.

josh your roommates are great.
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peacocks
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:01:43 AM »

i love the image of a vagina as a piece of bread or a bagel that you can just smear things on.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:03:13 AM »

OK Josh, when gals use TP do they wrap it around their hand like it's a poop-absorbing bandage?

x-post: yeah peacocks, that is the orthodox way of wiping but there are some who wipe like rebels. rebels with poopy vaginas.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:05:13 AM »

No way they do the wrap. Gals are wadders all the way.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:06:18 AM »

I mean, if they do the wrap and they're not doing the wrap and fold, then that's more embarrassingly wasteful than just being a wadder.
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peacocks
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:07:32 AM »

No. Babar. No. There is no method to my tp madness but I sure as hell don't wipe from back to front.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:08:09 AM »

josh your roommates are great.

This is true! We crack a lot of jokes around here.
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G.C.R
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:08:51 AM »

Well this thread took a turn for the disgusting.
Aside from the talk of chili and gouda, I mean.
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Babar
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:14:20 AM »

Well this thread took a turn for the disgusting.
Aside from the talk of chili and gouda, I mean.

Hey now, peacocks started it off with zits and menstrual talk. This was a beautiful and natural progression towards poop-wiping methods.  Puppy-dog-eyed sincerity

No. Babar. No. There is no method to my tp madness but I sure as hell don't wipe from back to front.

Like I said, front-to-back is the orthodox way but I remember an earlier discussion on this board where some people exclaimed that back-to-front was somehow healthier or better in some way...
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peacocks
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 20, 2012, 02:19:28 AM »

sorry about the poop, because it was totally my fault.
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Antero
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 20, 2012, 03:44:05 AM »

Like I said, front-to-back is the orthodox way but I remember an earlier discussion on this board where some people exclaimed that back-to-front was somehow healthier or better in some way...
People who, perhaps, are really into having poop on their junk?
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Babar
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 20, 2012, 04:31:16 AM »

I think that thread got wiped out in the big flood. I did find a pretty recent thread where a sitting vs standing ass wiping methods are discussed

http://www.lastplanetojakarta.com/forums/index.php/topic,11431.450.html

The thread I'm thinking about included a pretty funny story about Andrew's ex-girlfriend that dragged him into the bathroom every time she pooped and he noticed she wiped between her legs and later on she had something rock-hard in her ass when they started love-making much to Andrew surprise and the story ended with the girl saying "it's a tiny poo!". that sparked a discussion about the front-to-back vs back-to-front wiping methods and I remember some people repping the back-to-front method. what people you ask? I don't remember. People who, perhaps, are really into having poop on their junk?
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 20, 2012, 04:41:25 AM »

I seem to recall the universal recommendation in that thread being to wipe front-to-back, as it is here.

That was a curious thread though.
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Antero
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 20, 2012, 04:44:23 AM »

I think that thread got wiped out in the big flood. I did find a pretty recent thread where a sitting vs standing ass wiping methods are discussed
I apparently missed the fuck out of that thread because who the fuck is standing up whilst wiping their asses?
I seem to recall the universal recommendation in that thread being to wipe front-to-back, as it is here.

That was a curious thread though.
Agreed to both statements.
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 20, 2012, 05:10:10 AM »

Babar, do you ever "wipe too far" and get poo on your meat & two veg?
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clare
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« Reply #22 on: Jan 20, 2012, 05:36:46 AM »

I am trying not to get involved in the poo discussion. I've had two sons.

I did, however just download iPeriod for my phone. Not because I don't know when I'm going to bleed like a stuck pig (ffs, I'm 42 and regular) but because I want to build up a picture of my cycle over time, before it goes all pre-menopausal on me. I also had a mammogram today. It was about as annoying as I'd expected. Hope I don't have to have another one for a while.
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 20, 2012, 06:47:28 AM »

Clare you better stop talking about your period or else Babar will come along to tell you how disgusting it is!
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clare
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 20, 2012, 07:31:58 AM »

 Shocked

ok...

Wow, I didn't even go into any detail.
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