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silentsigh89
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« Reply #1775 on: Nov 21, 2006, 04:00:06 PM »

Quote from: "hannah"
Every time someone writes an essay on Crash, the Holocaust happens. Too soon? Whatever.


so many term papers and essays on Crash in my classes. Enough that I'd like to have this on a t shirt. Or a banner. or a stamp.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #1776 on: Nov 21, 2006, 09:25:47 PM »

Quote from: "hannah"
Her interests on the Facebook are shoes and Kierkegaard. Suffocate me. It could be worse, I guess. They could be Julian Casablancas and Julian Casablancas.
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« Reply #1777 on: Nov 21, 2006, 09:26:07 PM »

Quote from: "andronicus"
ask me about our low low returns to marginal labor respective to capital!
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jebreject
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« Reply #1778 on: Nov 22, 2006, 09:40:11 PM »

Quote from: "Greg Nog"
Awesome.  It's like he's making the tastiest back-alley abortion EVER.


 Shocked
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nonotyet
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« Reply #1779 on: Nov 24, 2006, 08:28:34 PM »

Quote from: "elpollodiablo"
OI LIAM

WOT NOEL

FUCK YA MUVVAH

OI NOEL 'ASS YORE MUVVAH AS WELL

OI... oi.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #1780 on: Nov 27, 2006, 10:40:59 AM »

Quote from: "milly balgeary"
i finally got back into watching battlestar galatica and let me just say i'd feast on edward james olmos's bright black feces right now. he's dreamy. this is where wally chimes in with a story about eating some edward james olmos look-alike's feces before killing him and possessing him and then robbing a supermarket using a pencil sharpener before giving blow jobs to everyone's dad and then going home and transforming into optomus prime. GO WALLY. let's hear it.
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heather marie
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« Reply #1781 on: Nov 27, 2006, 10:41:35 AM »

Quote from: "milly balgeary"
i finally got back into watching battlestar galatica and let me just say i'd feast on edward james olmos's bright black feces right now. he's dreamy. this is where wally chimes in with a story about eating some edward james olmos look-alike's feces before killing him and possessing him and then robbing a supermarket using a pencil sharpener before giving blow jobs to everyone's dad and then going home and transforming into optomus prime. GO WALLY. let's hear it.
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heather marie
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« Reply #1782 on: Nov 27, 2006, 10:41:57 AM »

GODDAMN YOU, YOU DIRTY WHORE
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nonotyet
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« Reply #1783 on: Nov 27, 2006, 10:42:29 AM »

what I do?

edit: other than be WAY TOO FAST FOR YOUUUUU

edit 2: It seems right that it's quoted twice, though.
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heather marie
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« Reply #1784 on: Nov 27, 2006, 10:43:32 AM »

you always get picked first at Dodgeball! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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mountmccabe
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« Reply #1785 on: Nov 28, 2006, 08:29:03 PM »

Quote from: "El_Josharino"
Quote from: "jordanmichael"
Canoe.


ELECTRONIC canoe.
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alistarr*
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« Reply #1786 on: Nov 29, 2006, 04:43:32 AM »

that post was the most josharmichaEl post i ever read.
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silentsigh89
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« Reply #1787 on: Nov 29, 2006, 09:30:00 PM »

Quote from: "andronicus"
Hold up guys, is dumpster the new euphemism for Lindsay Lohan's cooter?



Much Love.
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dumbfish
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« Reply #1788 on: Nov 29, 2006, 10:06:47 PM »

Quote from: "RoyBiggins"

Me: I'm still at work.  Should I stay, or should I go?
Lucy: Go!
Me: But, Lucy...if I go, there will be trouble!
Lucy: If you stay, it will be double.  Go!
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dumbfish
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« Reply #1789 on: Nov 29, 2006, 11:19:28 PM »

Quote from: "Anne the Man"
And you get to do cool experiments like putting sodium in water and it fizzes and runs around on the surface. It's like Jesus!
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #1790 on: Dec 01, 2006, 10:52:52 PM »

Quote from: "Upon realizing that Lucy and I are an item, elpollodiablo"
Man, I'm so out of the loop I can't quite even discern its graceful swooping form through the fog. When I offered to put you guys up a night, I thought you were just helping her move. You being, as I've gathered from other forum members, the second coming of Christ our Lord on Earth. Now that I think back, I suppose I should've been putting two and two together from some of those posts, but hey--I've been into the "tea" more than you know.
Anyway, salud! I wish you each ten thousand kisses!
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #1791 on: Dec 02, 2006, 05:16:03 PM »

Quote from: "auto-da-fey"
That's okay--there's a certain pleasure that accompanies the withholding of release followed by a pleasure-binge when the time comes. It's like I'm at the anal stage of my TV-consumption development.
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
RoyBiggins
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« Reply #1792 on: Dec 02, 2006, 11:19:27 PM »

Quote from: "In his epic first post, entitled "For Fans of a strawberry exy nude women, GreenGray"
Hello there! Not much on my mind today. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.  My mind is like a bunch of nothing. I've more or less been doing nothing , but oh well Today was a loss. Shrug. I've more or less been doing nothing to speak of. I haven't gotten anything done recently, but I don't care. Not much on my mind to speak of  I don't care. That's how it is. I've just been letting everything happen without me generic viagra india hairy vagina tattoo art phentermine side effects naked woman in public cnn breaking news sexy older women beautiful nude women

What can I say? My life's been completely boring recently. More or less nothing seems important  My life's been pretty unremarkable lately.       lastplanetojakarta.com the best forever! i love this forum! Smile


Spam Links removed, natch. But it took me so long to figure out there were links in there! For a minute, I swore this guy was the new broken-englished Milly Balgeary.
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jebreject
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« Reply #1793 on: Dec 03, 2006, 04:35:36 AM »

Quote from: "Good Intentions"
OK, ok, you're wearing Blowhard Armour (AC +6, heavy, makes your invulnerable to mind-affecting effects, -8 armour check penalty). You have Google in your main hand, and the Urban Dictionary in the other. Your backpack contains a Wikipedic Torch, an Endless Book of Internet Statistics and some rations.

What do you do. The troll starts speaking in a forgeign language, but you can make out something about diarreah and sex organs...
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1794 on: Dec 03, 2006, 10:05:26 AM »

Quote from: "jebreject"
he spelt his name SHKSPR 'cuz vowels are for pussies!

plus then it fits on a license plate
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1795 on: Dec 03, 2006, 10:42:39 AM »

This is the only thing in that damned cricket thread that made a lick of sense to me:

Quote from: "Killdozersnakeboy"
Business excellence manager: You really like music don't you.
Me: Yes
Business excellence manager: I feel the same way about ponies.
Me: .....!
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #1796 on: Dec 04, 2006, 01:42:25 AM »

Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
Quote from: "In his epic first post, entitled "For Fans of a strawberry exy nude women, GreenGray"
Hello there! Not much on my mind today. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.  My mind is like a bunch of nothing. I've more or less been doing nothing , but oh well Today was a loss. Shrug. I've more or less been doing nothing to speak of. I haven't gotten anything done recently, but I don't care. Not much on my mind to speak of  I don't care. That's how it is. I've just been letting everything happen without me generic viagra india hairy vagina tattoo art phentermine side effects naked woman in public cnn breaking news sexy older women beautiful nude women

What can I say? My life's been completely boring recently. More or less nothing seems important  My life's been pretty unremarkable lately.       lastplanetojakarta.com the best forever! i love this forum! Smile


Spam Links removed, natch. But it took me so long to figure out there were links in there! For a minute, I swore this guy was the new broken-englished Milly Balgeary.



I result that fact. By the way, since I saw that you're dating that Lucy chick, are you and Rockmeamadeus going to fight? Because wasn't he dating her for a while? I mean, I'm not up with the current relationships, but it sounds like you and his dick need to fight, Flash Gordon style. Is she pregnant? Because maybe she's trying to be like, 'I really like you' so she can act like it's your kid????
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #1797 on: Dec 04, 2006, 01:43:37 AM »

See, for all the people that think I'm a negative Nanny, I'm trying to help this dude not get tangled up with a pregnant internet chick.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #1798 on: Dec 04, 2006, 01:55:23 AM »

I feel like I should add disclaimers so there's not some weird internet boyfriend rage next time I log on this here. Nah, maybe I'll just eat some pringles.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #1799 on: Dec 04, 2006, 01:56:50 AM »

Boy, those were good. Guess who is fucked up!?! And it's not the black dude from Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?!
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