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Question: Alcohol and LPTJ Threadddzzz...  (Voting closed: Apr 11, 2005, 12:19:02 AM)
Underage.  Sorry. - 10 (13.2%)
It's better than drunk dialing my various exes. - 13 (17.1%)
B Double O Z E, Booze, it's what's for dinner. - 16 (21.1%)
Without alcohol, how do you expect me to properly flame anyone? - 9 (11.8%)
Fuck you, I can quit whenever I want! - 21 (27.6%)
No sir, I don't like it. - 7 (9.2%)
Total Voters: 75

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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #25 on: Apr 11, 2005, 05:56:24 PM »

his inquisitiveness is very promising.

and davy, listen to half japanese already!
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #26 on: Apr 11, 2005, 05:58:35 PM »

Quote from: "Marie"
Quote from: "Maaik"
We still make fun of the girly pants-wearin mofos with the slicked down hair and the ass bandanas.  My brother's in the know.

The really beautiful thing about those bandanas, queers have been flagging hankies for EVER, to communicate what they are into when cruising and shit.  Everytime I see some hardcore boy with a red bandana in their right pocket I just have to laaauuugghh and I am like "I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT DUDE!!!!  BUT DO YOU???"


I am basically on the internet exclusively when I am drunk.  Unless it is morning.  In which case I am just awesome.

I must look pretty gay, because the hankie from my car dangles mighty close to my Garment District sticker.
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nati1107
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« Reply #27 on: Apr 11, 2005, 06:06:37 PM »

the garment district!  every time i get compliments on something its because i got it there.  i have a garment district button that swilkes got me a couple months ago.  i Heart the garment district!

also, there is hope.  despite the fact that my 18 year old brother listens to a bunch of garbage, my little 12 year old brother listens to the indie pop mixes i make for him.  i secretly title them "natalia vs clear channel, round #"
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #28 on: Apr 11, 2005, 06:06:45 PM »

oh come on reese. admit that you're cruising for tail whenever you get behind the wheel. you'll feel better once you do. :wink:
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #29 on: Apr 11, 2005, 06:08:14 PM »

man, y'all get off topic real fast.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #30 on: Apr 11, 2005, 06:10:47 PM »

Oh well I don't even try to hide that. Elbow out the window and bass on crunk is just how I roll.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #31 on: Apr 11, 2005, 06:29:58 PM »

freddy, i figure a thread about drunk posting is an ideal place for off-topic-ness. i mean, right?
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #32 on: Apr 11, 2005, 07:48:26 PM »

Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
is the 'you' that you're talking about me?  or is it the person who posted this thread?  or, is it all of us in general?


i don't really know.. i think it was no one!..
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #33 on: Apr 11, 2005, 07:51:22 PM »

every time I see this topic title, I see "poser" instead of "poster" and laugh

then, I read through this thread, and think it again....

oh no he di'nt
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boganlux
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« Reply #34 on: Apr 11, 2005, 09:06:48 PM »

Quote from: "Maaik"
I am.





I had to stop myself after six options.


One of the options should've really been Sipping on coke and rum/I'm like 'So what?, I'm drunk'.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #35 on: Apr 11, 2005, 09:32:21 PM »

thursday night fever


that was a good thursday night.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #36 on: Apr 11, 2005, 09:38:34 PM »

Quote from: "boganlux"
One of the options should've really been Sipping on coke and rum/I'm like 'So what?, I'm drunk'.



was r. kelly referencing eddie murphy talking about his dad drunk at a cookout in that lyric?

"yesh, sho what, i'm drunk. i'm drunk, sho what? but i got drunk outta my glass, in my fuckin kitchen, in my muhfuckin HOUSE! sho FUCK IT!"

because if he wasn't, he should have been.
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nati1107
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« Reply #37 on: Apr 11, 2005, 10:14:03 PM »

freddy, i see massive amounts of mountain dew... i owe my degree to mountain dew!
also, im glad you are getting all the calcium you need  Very Happy
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #38 on: Apr 11, 2005, 10:34:22 PM »

The only problem with that picture is that it says "Coors" on the cans.  If they said "Old Style" then accolades would be in order.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #39 on: Apr 11, 2005, 10:51:48 PM »

Also, even though those are big-ass cans, the fact that there are only 12 of them dissapointed me.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #40 on: Apr 11, 2005, 11:32:56 PM »

you diss the coors, but it is 5% alc.  Isn't old style some 3.2?

plus, Coors 24 ounce cans (thats double the regular 12, for all the english majors) are surprisingly delicious. AND it was $10 for that 12pk of tall cans.

and take into account the 1.8% difference. (for every 2 coors, you get roughly 1 extra beer's worth of alcohol)


that's like a 36pk of pretty tasy beer for only 10 bones

Right now in my fridge I have two 40's of Mickey's, but they're for tommorow.  I'm going to get home from class at 3:30, chug the 40's, leave here and go to the decemberists in Helena... boom shakalaka

I'm taking my flask of BV with me too.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #41 on: Apr 11, 2005, 11:36:28 PM »

Quote from: "nati1107"
freddy, i see massive amounts of mountain dew... i owe my degree to mountain dew!
also, im glad you are getting all the calcium you need  Very Happy


I'm half-way through a degree that I will undoubtedly owe to the dew.

God, the only problem is that I'm pretty caffeine-sensitive, so even though it does allow me to stay up uber late doing stuff--when I finally do get to bed, I can't sleep!  those are precious few hours wasted !
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #42 on: Apr 11, 2005, 11:51:19 PM »

Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
for all the english majors...

License and registration, sir.

Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
Right now in my fridge I have two 40's of Mickey's, but they're for tommorow.  I'm going to get home from class at 3:30, chug the 40's, leave here and go to the decemberists in Helena...

Sir...

Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
I'm taking my flask of BV with me too.

I'd like you to step out of the car.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #43 on: Apr 11, 2005, 11:54:14 PM »

hahaha

I should have clarified that I'm not driving to helena, but riding.
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peacocks
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« Reply #44 on: Apr 13, 2005, 01:21:37 AM »

I'm not drunk but I've been writing a string of 6 500/1000 word papers on the marquis de sade for a "journal" in my heretics class for 2 days in an office in a building at my school.  it's about 1 am and no one at all is in this whole building, at least I think so.  it's creepy and I'm tired, delerium is creeping up on me and the copy machine just jammed.  I'm listening to amnesiac, hear odd bumping sounds every once in a while and I feel like the beginning of an awful teen horror flick. save me.

oh god... I have to get out of here now.
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peacocks
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« Reply #45 on: Apr 13, 2005, 01:37:53 AM »

yeah I definitely booked it out of there like a total wuss as soon as I was done psyching myself out.  I walked out of the student government office and hit total darkness.  after I overcame my temporary paralyzed state I groped for the door to the upstairs lobby, and practically street jumped the steep staircase that goes from the top floor to the bottom floor.  My car and ONE OTHER CAR were in the parking lot.  I thought for sure I'd be raped but I made it inside and no one was in the back seat.  

but I'm totally fucked because in my desperation I left the big old folder that I had been keeping my printed and copied research in, that I need to write the last and huge-est paper, on the desk.  I also left amnesiac in the cd player.  crikes.
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jordanmichael
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« Reply #46 on: Apr 14, 2005, 08:47:09 PM »

personally, i don't drink, but i hate how when people find out i don't drink they associate me with "straight edge kids". no, don't do that. i don't drink, i don't smoke, i don't take medication, i don't drink caffeine, but by all means, don't associate me with assholes, i can convince you i am an asshole all by myself.

Q. how many straight edge kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. one, but only when his friends aren't looking.
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silentsigh89
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« Reply #47 on: Apr 14, 2005, 09:18:11 PM »

apparently I made an unpopular choice in the poll. I don't like breaking rules.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #48 on: Apr 14, 2005, 09:26:40 PM »

to silent sigh:
I'm underage, but, ahem.

to jordanmichael: well you're also a young lad.  I didn't hit the boozin', like a lot of kids, till college.  

I mean, I drank here and there, but I was an athlete, and didn't want to piss people off.
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nati1107
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« Reply #49 on: Apr 14, 2005, 09:28:49 PM »

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and didn't want to piss people off.


and now you do, bad boy  8)
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