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db
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« Reply #100 on: Jul 02, 2006, 05:06:17 AM »

Fuck you; I overheard it when I was having it.  Your rules can suck my ass.



From a party at which I was horribly out of place:

Fraty [noticing my SAE hat]: "Oh, are you a member of SAE?"

Me: "Yes I am"

Fraty: "Cool.... I live a few houses down in kappa phi epsilon!"

Me [momentarily confused]: "Ohhhh.... you mean the frat 'sigma alpha epsilon?'"

Fraty: "Um, yeah.  What does that stand for?"

Me: "The Society of Automotive Engineers....

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hey... close."
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« Reply #101 on: Jul 02, 2006, 05:12:59 AM »

At the video shop down the road.

"But your continual failings make this place what it is!"
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« Reply #102 on: Jul 02, 2006, 05:14:57 AM »

At the video shop down the road.

"But your continual failings make this place what it is!"
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« Reply #103 on: Jul 06, 2006, 05:28:17 PM »

Downtown SF

8 year old girl: oh look mom a 50's diner!
mom: that says dinner
8 year old girl: oh no mom that's diner, i used to get confused too but i learned that 3 years ago
mom: oh okay
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« Reply #104 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:03:17 PM »

I overheard a conversation this morning that this totally hott boy was having with his friends (who seemed bored) about TSAI MING LIANG!!!! How cool is that!
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« Reply #105 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:04:20 PM »

shame!  I'm telling difficult on you!
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« Reply #106 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:11:22 PM »

If you only knew half of it...
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« Reply #107 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:13:06 PM »

What are you implying?  When I called you a callous homewrecker, I didn't mean it as a CHALLENGE, G.I.!
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #108 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:18:25 PM »

You called me a callous homebreaker?
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« Reply #109 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:19:10 PM »

I don't remember it specifically, but I'm sure I did at some point.
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« Reply #110 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:19:15 PM »

difficult, to me: "Now stand there and look embarrassed!"

Pretty much sums up my role in their relationship.

Though just a minute later he told me that he loved me. And there was the time he tried to kiss me.
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« Reply #111 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:20:13 PM »

Pix?
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #112 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:20:47 PM »

I've got a thousand words...
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« Reply #113 on: Jul 06, 2006, 11:22:37 PM »

Jeez, I know THAT.
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« Reply #114 on: Jul 07, 2006, 12:43:21 PM »

One student to another, on campus: "oh, man, I could never be a morning person. I wouldn't have enough to do".
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« Reply #115 on: Jul 24, 2006, 01:12:45 AM »

on haight st. i parked at a meter where some street people were sitting on the ground near it talking, the girl says to the two boys

"she's...*unintelligible mumbling*, she's mean to little kids in the park and she sells bad acid"
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« Reply #116 on: Jul 24, 2006, 02:02:35 AM »

Me and Grace were walking out of Dodgeball ages ago, and we heard this little girl asking her dad "I didn't get the part at the end where she said she was bisexual, does that mean she's a man?"
Funniest part of the film
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« Reply #117 on: Jul 26, 2006, 10:21:06 AM »

My scientist boss, walking past my desk, talking with a grad student:

(excitedly)

"I never pass up a chance to look at embryos!"
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« Reply #118 on: Jul 26, 2006, 12:35:48 PM »

On the stairs at school, between the third and fourth floors:

Financial Services Office Woman: (to another woman) "I love it Wednesdays feel like Fridays!"

My first thought: "I fucking don't!  Because then Thursday isn't Saturday, and that sucks."
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« Reply #119 on: Jul 26, 2006, 12:50:56 PM »

Since I didn't make any reply, I'm counting this as overheard.  I was buying a totally normal basket of groceries, including a 4 pack of Charmin.  The cashier said, "Oh, I would never buy Charmin.  I'm really used to Scott."
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« Reply #120 on: Jul 26, 2006, 01:02:22 PM »

Angel Soft up in this piece.
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« Reply #121 on: Jul 26, 2006, 01:03:44 PM »

Once a friend of mine and I were discussing the MC Hammer cartoon Hammerman:

Me: Yeah, you know, he had those magic talking shoes.
Friend: Right, and they had musical notes that came out of them.
Passing Acquaintence: Are you guys talking about that guy at the baseball park?

Also, when I was working at a gas station, I was sweeping the parking lot and overheard this rough truck-driverish dude on the payphone:

"Goddammit, Granny, how am I fucking up?"

"I sent her half of $360 last week, goddammit."

"See if she wants a fuckin bus ticket, I'll put her ass on one tomorrow."

"Yeah. Fuck. Bye. Love you too."
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« Reply #122 on: Jul 27, 2006, 10:33:40 PM »

Overheard at an Au Bon Pain in downtown DC:

"I've been to--I've never been to the Third World, but Hawaii--Hawaii's not third world, but man, *some* places in Hawaii are really third world, you know?"

This town is full of all kinds of wrong like this.
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« Reply #123 on: Jul 28, 2006, 09:40:10 AM »

Last night on the bus home I was inadvertently eavesdropping on two ladies who appeared to work together at a daycare service.

LADY ONE: "ooh, don't forget to bring your music tomorrow!"
LADY TWO: "why?"
LADY ONE: [blah blah company party blah]
LADY TWO: "I don't think anyone would really like my kind of music. I mean nobody really likes country there."
LADY ONE: "Are you kidding? That's Amy's favorite kind."
LADY TWO: [blah blah O RLY blah]
LADY ONE: "I like some country too. And do you know who I really like? That Blunt guy."
LADY TWO: "James Blunt? I LOVE HIM"
BOTH: [extremely off-key chorus of "Beautiful"]
ME: [crawls under bus seat and weeps softly for humanity]

-Fin-
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« Reply #124 on: Jul 28, 2006, 09:45:18 AM »

Quote from: "nonotyet"
Last night on the bus home I was inadvertently eavesdropping on two ladies who appeared to work together at a daycare service.

LADY ONE: "ooh, don't forget to bring your music tomorrow!"
LADY TWO: "why?"
LADY ONE: [blah blah company party blah]
LADY TWO: "I don't think anyone would really like my kind of music. I mean nobody really likes country there."
LADY ONE: "Are you kidding? That's Amy's favorite kind."
LADY TWO: [blah blah O RLY blah]
LADY ONE: "I like some country too. And do you know who I really like? That Blunt guy."
LADY TWO: "James Blunt? I LOVE HIM"
BOTH: [extremely off-key chorus of "Beautiful"]
ME: [crawls under bus seat and weeps softly for humanity]

-Fin-


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAvCwyeaXdk
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