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G.C.R
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« Reply #225 on: Dec 05, 2007, 01:49:22 AM »

"Now that guy, he is really the classiest pirate in Wellington."
"Yeah, that hook is so cool."
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #226 on: Dec 05, 2007, 11:15:00 AM »

I heard this on the way to work this morning.  A girl talking to her friend:


"That egg nog?  I couldn't open it.  I had to stab it with that shiv.

Shit went all OVER my hands, my face.

I drunk that."
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Heathcote
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« Reply #227 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:47:08 PM »

that's amazing!

on the train today someone stumbled out and shouted to the inside

"OHYEAHOHYEAHOHYEAH, THANKS FOR THE BURGER! THANKS! REALLY!"

then just started walking down the platform kinda sticking hip lips and and looking really weird...
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Me. You. We Two

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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #228 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:48:36 PM »

OH SHIT

GUESS WHO'S BIZZACK
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Augo
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« Reply #229 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:49:27 PM »

yeah he started a thread about it
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #230 on: Dec 08, 2007, 08:52:26 PM »

quiet you
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Heathcote
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« Reply #231 on: Dec 08, 2007, 09:02:06 PM »

 Surprised
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #232 on: Jul 23, 2008, 02:09:24 PM »

NECROOOOO


"You ever read Stephen King?"

"No."

"Oh, man.  He's fucking amazing.  He is just an amazing writer."

"Which Stephen King have you read?"

"Well, I've never actually read any Stephen King."
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sashwap
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« Reply #233 on: Jul 24, 2008, 12:44:34 AM »

NECROOOOO


"You ever read Stephen King?"

"No."

"Oh, man.  He's fucking amazing.  He is just an amazing writer."

"Which Stephen King have you read?"

"Well, I've never actually read any Stephen King."

most likely a family guy fan too.
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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #234 on: Jul 24, 2008, 12:45:20 AM »

SNAP
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think 'on the road.'
DanielBurns11
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« Reply #235 on: Oct 15, 2008, 03:13:19 PM »

Eh, a so-so one, but it made me laugh.

Teenage girl to mother: I mean, I can walk and text at the same time but...
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #236 on: Nov 12, 2008, 05:25:38 AM »

On my way home from work:

*Woman and man looking at a tree which has things that look like huge bunches of pine needles hanging off them*
Man: They should make buds like that. DAYUM! DAYUM!

While me and Grace were walking down the street the other day:

Man: Wow, don't you sometimes wish you were 60 years younger and still had all your hair when you see what's walking past?

EDIT: Hey that's not bad for my 2000th post, woo!
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #237 on: Nov 12, 2008, 01:09:28 PM »

"of course I know all the lyrics to All Out of Love, by Air Supply, it was in Van Wilder"
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #238 on: Aug 31, 2009, 12:16:50 PM »

In the office:

"I'm so excited, they opened an Applebee's that's closer to me."
"Oh yeah?"
"I love Applebee's..."
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milesofsparks
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« Reply #239 on: May 18, 2010, 01:03:51 PM »

in Thompkins Square Park this weekend, just when I thought they had cleaned it up so much it had lost all character:

"I am Jesus Christ!!  I fucking know God!!!  You don't fucking know shit!!!!"


overheard in a shop, by some maybe 12 year old boys shopping for a present for a friend:

kid:  "woah, that wallet is beast!"
shopkeeper:  "is that the new word on the street?  is it a good thing?"
other kid:  "you know, it means, like, good."
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With some of my research and knowledge I am a little sure about it.
elpollodiablo
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« Reply #240 on: May 18, 2010, 01:09:45 PM »

I think Tompkins still has a lot of character! I usually get hit up for a cig by some crusties, and see some dudes getting high, and homeless people playing chess, and drunk kids causing trouble. It's good times.
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donblood
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« Reply #241 on: May 18, 2010, 01:21:48 PM »

Yeah, there's still a lot of good stuff happening, especially on free-food-for-the-poor day.  My favorite overheard thing there (though it's hardly "overhearing" if the man is yelling):

"JESUS LOVES YOU TOO, YOUNG MEN WITH SKATEBOOORRRRRRDS!"
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #242 on: Jul 29, 2010, 10:52:29 PM »

Guy sitting by me at airport bar talking to fiance on cell:

"look you being this concerned about your dress is a major red flag. I'm going to let it go because you're all pregnant and hormonal right now but understand this is a major red flag
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jm
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« Reply #243 on: Jul 29, 2010, 10:54:06 PM »

CLASSY.
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davy
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« Reply #244 on: Jul 29, 2010, 11:13:14 PM »

"What were you THINKING gettin' all pregnant and shit ANYWAY?"
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Ignatius
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« Reply #245 on: Jul 30, 2010, 12:31:08 AM »

Guy sitting by me at airport bar talking to fiance on cell:

"look you being this concerned about your dress is a major red flag. I'm going to let it go because you're all pregnant and hormonal right now but understand this is a major red flag

While the fiancee has only been pregnant once that I can concretely remember, I've heard that same half-conversation more than once. Sometimes it seems like relationships default to one very manipulative asshole brutally needling a partner into fear and dependence.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #246 on: Jul 30, 2010, 02:53:26 AM »

My reaction more or less mimic this thread; going from whoa haha what a douche to general sadness
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
guavacris
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« Reply #247 on: Sep 26, 2010, 11:35:31 AM »

This guy was talking to himself, but the conversation was kinda interesting so I followed him for a bit and got:

Guy: That guy made me laugh. He said:
     Imaginary guy 1: "You ate the hamster?"
     Imaginary guy 2: "Man, yeah I ate the hamster. That thing was good. I barbecued them. I ate the hamster, the squirrel, the raccoon--"

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elpollodiablo
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« Reply #248 on: Sep 26, 2010, 12:15:05 PM »

Damn man don't follow people like that!
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #249 on: Sep 26, 2010, 10:06:00 PM »

I constantly think people with Bluetooth earpieces are insane in the membrane.
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
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