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alexandra
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« Reply #9450 on: Feb 06, 2007, 12:44:02 PM »

Ryan and I have North Carolina Cholera.

it gives you body aches, the near desperate want to be shot in the face (which will explode with sweet tea or just massive swampiness), a fever and apparently bloody chunky lungs/and uncontrolable boogs.

i hate life.
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« Reply #9451 on: Feb 06, 2007, 12:47:59 PM »

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North Carolina Cholera

If we ever get an NFL team, I reeeeally hope they name it thus.

Everyone here is getting the same cold.  For some folks (incl. me) it's like two days of sick followed by a couple weeks of unpleasant but minor snottiness.  For others it becomes the Great Sinus Meltdown.  I think which camp you fall in depends on (1) the diameter of the drains in your sinuses, and (2) your willingness to blow, spit, snork, and whatever to get that shit out.  

Good luck.
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« Reply #9452 on: Feb 06, 2007, 12:58:23 PM »

Dude... I would sacrifice a baby to get this shit out of my face.
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« Reply #9453 on: Feb 06, 2007, 01:08:51 PM »

Now how much would you pay?


sorry
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« Reply #9454 on: Feb 06, 2007, 01:10:18 PM »

Here in Georgia, there's a strain of what I can only assume is amoebic dysentery going around.  Both of my roomates have had it, and a guy at work caught it from me.  I haven't gotten sick, I'm just a carrier, like a Typhoid Mary, except that I'm actually Amoebic Dysentery Crissee.
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« Reply #9455 on: Feb 06, 2007, 01:13:38 PM »

Quote from: "Aglaya"
Dysentery Crissee


I think I had that Garbage Pail Kid card
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« Reply #9456 on: Feb 06, 2007, 01:46:51 PM »

SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT MY FACE OFF.
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« Reply #9457 on: Feb 06, 2007, 02:47:48 PM »

I just burned a batch of macaroni and cheese. Like, stick-to-the-bottom-of-the-pan-create-smoke-and-noxious-smells-and-
blackened-bits burned. I did not know it was possible either, nor did I know that my kitchen ineptitude could sink any lower than it already has.
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« Reply #9458 on: Feb 06, 2007, 03:36:58 PM »

Hangover! Argh! Pain! Hangover! A mosquito buzzed me a while ago, bloody thing sounded like a jumbo jet.
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« Reply #9459 on: Feb 06, 2007, 05:23:27 PM »

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Quote from: "alexandra"
North Carolina Cholera

If we ever get an NFL team, I reeeeally hope they name it thus.


wow, the panthers get NO respect from dumbfish.
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« Reply #9460 on: Feb 06, 2007, 05:30:36 PM »

They play in Charlotte and practice in Rock Hill, NC.  They are not a local team.  Also, teal-- blech.
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« Reply #9461 on: Feb 06, 2007, 05:33:51 PM »

still, they are in north carolina. therefore north carolina already has a team. i'm just saying.

would you love them any more if they were the carolina cholera instead?
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« Reply #9462 on: Feb 06, 2007, 09:27:23 PM »

so I'm in the shower! And I'm all  "woooo, soap!" and BAM.

The water shut off. Completely. in the whole house.

I feel unclean!! Made entirely of soapscum! And my mother refuses to speak to me when her boyfriend is here (and he is), so I can't even verify that I'm not going insane. I can't think of anything GOOD that would cause our water to stop working. A Dry well? Frozen Pipes? blech.
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« Reply #9463 on: Feb 06, 2007, 10:41:34 PM »

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I can't think of anything GOOD that would cause our water to stop working. A Dry well? Frozen Pipes? blech.


OBVIOUSLY your pipes are filled with CANDY!
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« Reply #9464 on: Feb 06, 2007, 11:22:08 PM »

Opiates make my nuts itch uncontrollably!
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« Reply #9465 on: Feb 06, 2007, 11:42:22 PM »

that i bought sugar free gummi bears at the market by mistake, i ate them anyways and now i see the warning label.


WARNING: CONSUMPTION MAY CAUSE DISCOMFORT AND/OR LAXATIVE EFFECT


great. should be a fun rest of the evening....

IN THE BATHROOM!  Mad

so guys, warning, don't buy jelly belly bears in a blue bag. no.
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« Reply #9466 on: Feb 07, 2007, 11:47:10 AM »

I had such a high fever last night that i was crying cause it hurt so bad.
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« Reply #9467 on: Feb 07, 2007, 11:56:24 AM »

Man, that sucks...hope you feel better, A.
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« Reply #9468 on: Feb 07, 2007, 12:11:36 PM »

I'm feeling ehhh today. lots of theraflu/dayquil/coffee/tea/emergenCy

I kind of want to die a bit less!
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« Reply #9469 on: Feb 07, 2007, 01:38:14 PM »

my car battery and my cell phone battery are dead at the moment. wish i'd thought to start my car a couple of times this weekend...

*sigh*
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« Reply #9470 on: Feb 07, 2007, 02:10:09 PM »

My God this day needs to end...

I've still got at least 12 hours to go  Sad
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« Reply #9471 on: Feb 07, 2007, 02:12:02 PM »

I've got a migraine headache and now my penis just went and fell off. It's squirming on the floor, RIGHT NOW.
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« Reply #9472 on: Feb 07, 2007, 02:12:54 PM »

COOL WHAT ELSE
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« Reply #9473 on: Feb 07, 2007, 02:14:48 PM »

I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED BY Liliputians.
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« Reply #9474 on: Feb 07, 2007, 02:17:27 PM »

No, seriously, this migraine headache is KILLING me. 5 minutes of placid calm, followed by a thunderous pulse of PURE PAIN. No fun.
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