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Maaik
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« on: Feb 23, 2006, 09:54:28 AM »

Today, I will:
*Attend two classes.
*Probably not eat until I get home at five.
*Waste a lot of down time in the computer lab.
*Start a dumb thread for people to post lists in.
*Go home.
*EAT.

CDs I currently have about my person:
John Coltrane - Crescent
The Constantines - s/t
a CD wallet containing the following mix CDs:
Zero Bldg. 2/17/05
Zero Bldg. end of Sept. '05
Zero Bldg. 3/5/05: Floridian Organ Fetchers
The Mountain Goats: Live @ the EARL
Zero Bldg: You Are Making Us Late For Dinner!
Fuji Bldg. 6/14/05
the Notorious Hectogram Rectum EP
Zero Bldg. 10/29/04
Zero Bldg: Shorter than your average bldg.
Zero Bldg: Radio Free Christmas 2005
Zero Bldg. 10/22/05
Zero Bldg. Memorial Day Weekend 5/27/05
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coldforge
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:03:57 AM »

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nonotyet
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:08:59 AM »

Reasons I Did Not Go To Bed Until Like Two Or Three In The Morning Last Night
*I don't know
*I don't know
*I don't know.
Things I Did While I Was Unable To Fall Asleep Last Night:
*Finished this book
*Wondered where exactly the fuck my tax return is
*wondered what/how my family was doing and if any of them couldn't sleep
*listened to drunk people walk home at two in the morning
*became sensitive to every movement my upstairs neighbor, who is apparently some sort of nocturnal Sumo wrestler, made  
*Played Tetris on my cell phone
*tried counting sheep
*tried regulating my breathing
*tried burrowing completely under the covers
*thought about just giving up and staying awake until morning
*became extremely frightened of that thought
Things I Will Consequently Not Be Able To Accomplish Today As A Result Of Not Going To Bed Until Like Two Or Three In The Morning Last Night
*pretty much everything
*more specifically, maintaining the pretense of giving a shit about work
*or hiding my annoyance when coworkers come into MY OFFICE to look for things
*and going to the gym
*and mailing my electric bill
*and staying awake past like 7:00 tonight
Number Of Times I Have Cursed My Very Existence So Far This Morning
*approximately 7800
Things That Are Better Than Making Lists
*nothing
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Heathcote
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:15:30 AM »

Amount of hair i pulled out in my ICT test today:
*lots

The joy that it brings me knowing that "johnny boy" are in the contry again:
*lots

The sadness it brings me when people refer to bands as a singular person"
*lots
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #4 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:22:15 AM »

I started making a list, and then realized that I'm really nice.

To do today:

8:00 AM: Drive invariably late GF to class even though we are in walking distance, and if I didn't do this, I would not be getting up until 2pm

8:05 AM: come home, check email, post here, and sleep

9:30 AM: walk to campus, go to some lady's office hours, and pick up an application that my GF needs.

9:50 AM: come home, check email post here, and sleep.

11:00 AM: get woken up by GF returning from class, hang out for one hour til she leaves.

Noon: do last three lines of annoying collaborative sestina for poetry class

2:00 PM:  Go To Poetry workshop

3:30 PM: Post here, possibly finish last 50 pages of Moby dick

4:00-9:00PM: Masturbate furiously
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Maaik
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:26:54 AM »

Things I failed to mention on my "Today I Will..." list above:
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
4:00-9:00PM: Masturbate furiously

Apply various soothing lotions to genitals after masturbating furiously for five hours.
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:28:08 AM »

Comments on Freddy's list
1. "Nice" or "Whipped!"
2. I'm just kidding, it's probably "nice."
3. You write poetry?  I hope you write poetry like you cook, and you can take that any way you want.
4. Teamwork in college classes is largely a joke, innit?
5. All that helping your GF out and you're left to masturbate furiously for five hours?  Weird.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:30:01 AM »

hahaha. I just got sick of writing my day and wanted to put something funny.

what do you think "hang out for one our til she leaves" means?
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I'm in with Greg Nog, IT'S FUCKING FAFFLE TIME!
RoyBiggins
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:32:33 AM »

Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
I11:00 AM: get woken up with a beej by GF returning from class, hang out for one hour til she leaves.


I see.  Well, then, carry on.
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Maaik
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:37:51 AM »

Things that "Hang out for one hour til she leaves" could possibly mean:
Masturbate furiously
Nap
Attempt to locate her elusive and mythical stash of pornography
Masturbate casually
Eat exactly one item from each box in the pantry
Drink
Masturbate as loudly as you damn well please
Watch TV
Any combination of the above
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stephanie
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:46:48 AM »

Things I said while in the throes of extreme and giddy intoxication with some homies last night
* I'm starving to death
* No, seriously you guys, I'M ACTUALLY STARVING TO DEATH
* Are you going to eat all that Pez?  Because damn, I would really like some Pez right now
* Oh, fuck, I really hope my ex-boyfriend isn't our pizza delivery driver
* Where the fuck is One Tree Hill?  OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY  [ed:  it was pre-empted for an airing of the movie "Orange County"]
* [re: American Idol]  Dude, number 6!  Number 6 was best!  Even with the sketchy facial hair!
* Oh no, I can't dial the phone
* Seriously dudes, I physically cannot understand the little shapes on the buttons, but I really want to vote for that dude for American Idol, can somebody help me?
* Aw, now Sex and the City is on?  SOMEBODY UP THERE LOVES US
* Would I be a bad vegan if I ate that entire cheesecake?

Things I did when one of my friends, in the throes of extreme and giddy intoxication, invited her downstairs neighbour (a total dude-brah, wearing flip-flops and shiny Nike shorts in the dead of winter) upstairs "to hang out"
* Asked my friend in a terrified, whiny voice, "Who is he?" and pointed at the dude-brah
* Started laughing hysterically before she could answer
* After she answered, continued pointing at him and laughing hysterically, occasionally asking, "But dude, why?"
* Fell on the floor because I was laughing so hard
* Interrupted their small-talk about high school with bouts of hysterical laughter
* Asked him if he liked Nine Inch Nails
* Very, very quietly wondered to my other friend, "What if he works for the government?  What if he's actually a spy for the government?  Stop laughing, I'm serious"
* Ordered (and paid for) $20 worth of garbage-food from Pizza Shuttle for my homies, because there's basically nothing I can eat there except plain breadsticks
* Made some more food while I was waiting for that food to be delivered
* Ate a mini cupcake that was sitting in a package with an expiration date of January 18
* Made tiny scared sounds whenever I looked at dude-brah because normal people scare the holy living fuck out of me
* Mused aloud about how much food I would eat if I was in a grocery store
* Hid in the pantry for the last half-hour he was there, somehow thinking that he (sober) would not notice my (high as hell) stifled shrieks of laughter from the pantry, which is conveniently located directly next to the front door

Good times, good times.




P.S.  also.  Yes, I am a nerd.
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Gracelette
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 23, 2006, 10:53:28 AM »

Quote from: "RoyBiggins"
Comments on Freddy's list
1. "Nice" or "Whipped!"
2. I'm just kidding, it's probably "nice."
3. You write poetry?  I hope you write poetry like you cook, and you can take that any way you want.
4. Teamwork in college classes is largely a joke, innit?
5. All that helping your GF out and you're left to masturbate furiously for five hours?  Weird.


Oh jesus, I wish this particular chronological ordering hadn't made me laugh as much as it did. Clearly, I have the sense of humour of an 8-year-old.

Quote

3:30 PM: Post here, possibly finish last 50 pages of Moby dick
4:00-9:00PM: Masturbate furiously


My To Do List:

Buy glamourous little cape thing

Go home and eat flatmate's food because he's away and it'll go off otherwise

Play accordion.

Give feedback to just *two* more prospective writers and then be feedback-free, which means, hey, I can actually get on with some of my own damn writing - the dream!

*Finally* reply to Wally's email, which has been sitting there like a particularly eloquent and tempting carrot all week as I've battled to clear my damned backlog of feedback. w00t!

8)

Gracelette
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coldforge
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 23, 2006, 11:01:57 AM »

Things to Do Today
  • Buy Tea
  • Go Play Guitar Hero & Eat Fondue w/ Nog and the Girl
  • Get a Job
Reading Comprehension Exercise: Which of these three items is least likely to be completely today?

PS NOG: don't mention the tea tonight, ok?
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 23, 2006, 11:14:29 AM »

Things to do this evening:

-Watch coldforge eat fondue
-Breathe heavily
-Keep watching
-Maybe rub it a little

I will not mention the tea, good sir.  Are you going to surprise Miss R____ with a tea ceremony?
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Maaik
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 23, 2006, 11:18:16 AM »

Signatures I didn't go with

Your favorite band sucks.

In computer lab, no funny please.

YOUR MOTHER.

Scrap all the words like "maximize," "incentivize," "amortize," "enhance," "enable," and "team-building" from your vocabulary and replace them with "sorrow."

We're all in this together.
Except you, you're a dick.
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stephanie
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« Reply #15 on: Feb 23, 2006, 11:33:15 AM »

Oh yeah and:

Things the aforementioned dude-brah said that made my blood actually begin to boil, and led me to just silently get up and leave the room
* "I don't really care about politics.  Voting doesn't matter."
* "It's like, I don't plan on living in Wisconsin forever, so it's like, I don't care what happens here, you know?  So why should I vote in local elections?"


*shiver*
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Wally
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 23, 2006, 11:48:44 AM »

Things I have already done today

- Made coffee ice cream.
- Ate coffee ice cream.
- Visited post office to post parcels.
- Leered at handsome man working in post office.
- Threw up in street because I ate too much coffee ice cream.
- Cleaned penis.
- Napped.
- Made choc chip muffins.
- Returned to bathroom to clean sink.
- Ate Muffins.
- Wrote list about things I've done today.
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DCDave
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 23, 2006, 11:53:37 AM »

Portions of Wally's List that I found Incredulous/Amusing

Quote from: "Wally"

- Threw up in street because I ate too much coffee ice cream.
- Cleaned penis.
- Returned to bathroom to clean sink.
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Wally
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 23, 2006, 12:03:36 PM »

Things I might do later

- Regret posting previous list.
- Write next part of "Ninja Knitting Bitches"
- Try to knit and/or sew despite not having done either for over a month.
- Make fort out of the cardboard boxes I can see on my neighbours roof.
- Watch more of Battleship Galactica.
- Work on other story.

What I will probably end up doing later

- Drink coffee.
- Click refresh 4,555,763 times.
- Smoke more then I should.
- Color shit in.
- Regret posting that list.
- Watch more Battleship Galactica
- Curse the fact that I've eaten too many muffins.
- Talk to Eric the Teddy about what we could do if we had cloaks of invisibility.
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shai faithe
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 23, 2006, 12:47:34 PM »

today:
    wake up
    shower
    eat
    fight
    sleep
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heather
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 23, 2006, 01:32:20 PM »

activities i'd like to attend this evening:

-burrito night part V [for obvious emotionally pseudo-sadistic reasons]
-my pal's birthday shindig at some hipster bar
-pete's dj set at the tin hat [you remember the tin hat, right steph?]

things i should do after work:

-clean apt
-do laundry
-go to my friend's birthday party

what i will end up doing tonight:

-watching the lost skeleton of cadavra and CSI on dvd.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 23, 2006, 01:39:05 PM »

Quote from: "shai faithe"
today:
    wake up
    shower
    eat
    fight
    sleep


By the way this is fucking awesome.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #22 on: Feb 23, 2006, 01:40:20 PM »

Things in my sock drawer:

*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*pot
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 23, 2006, 01:43:48 PM »

LPTJ Board Regulars Most Likely to be NARCs Who Have Been Waiting for Just This Opportunity to Bust Blake

    DCDave
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 23, 2006, 01:43:59 PM »

Quote from: "rockmeamadeus"
Alternate way to play "Duck Duck Goose":

*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*sock
*pot
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