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davy
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« Reply #50 on: Mar 07, 2006, 02:36:27 PM »

i think it far more likely that you'd slaughter yourself with that thing long before you ever got around to using it on someone else.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #51 on: Mar 07, 2006, 02:56:32 PM »

Ahahahaha, I think you're right. My scenario would probably go more like:

ROBBER: Gimme your wallet!!!
ITALIAN DUDE: Yeah, sure.. it's in my pocket... HAHA!!!

<THWUMP!>

ROBBER: Whoa... he just cut off his leg and head at the same time... holy crap... that sure is alot of blood...
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davy
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« Reply #52 on: Mar 07, 2006, 03:28:20 PM »

LOL!

(and i don't type those letters often.)
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DCDave
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« Reply #53 on: Mar 07, 2006, 03:42:13 PM »

In Star Wars: RPG by West End games, if you were non-proficient with a lightsaber there was a chance of accidentally severing a limb.
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #54 on: Mar 07, 2006, 06:44:18 PM »

Ah yes, second ed Star Wars. An oldie but a goodie.

40", btw, is in the upper range of blade lengths of real swords. A blade that long and wide would probably only go on a größe messer.
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andronicus
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« Reply #55 on: Mar 07, 2006, 06:59:32 PM »

Just the fact that WEG Star Wars RPG was mentioned makes me pretty much love all of you guys but especially Dave and GI.  I still have my books in my closet somewhere; I'm planning on using them as my second child's inheritance.  First one gets all the McDonald's toys still in wrappers.
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andronicus
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« Reply #56 on: Mar 07, 2006, 07:07:03 PM »

Also, this scene isn't complete quite yet:

Quote from: "rockmeamadeus"
Ahahahaha, I think you're right. My scenario would probably go more like:

ROBBER: Gimme your wallet!!!
ITALIAN DUDE: Yeah, sure.. it's in my pocket... HAHA!!!

<THWUMP!>

ROBBER: Whoa... he just cut off his leg and head at the same time... holy crap... that sure is alot of blood...
ITALIAN DUDE: 'Tis but a scratch!
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #57 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:23:40 PM »

Ha alright, alright, Andronicus.

Just the idea of some guy hauling that knife out and flicking the blade open, and lopping off his leg and head simultaneously... that mkes me laugh really, really hard. There are some girls across the library looking at me pretty dirtily. Mayhap I ought to explain my joviailty.
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andronicus
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« Reply #58 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:26:47 PM »

Just give them a mysterious smile and a wink.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #59 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:27:27 PM »

That would be hella creepy...

OK I will do it.
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andronicus
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« Reply #60 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:28:13 PM »

Winks are always creepy!  I make it my policy to wink at EVERYONE.
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KlausFraktal
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« Reply #61 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:29:04 PM »

While reading the last few posts, I remembered the time that one of my players, circa 5th grade, open up an e-web blaster on a smarmy hutt, all WEG-style.

Shortly afterwards, a single tear rolled down my cheek.
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #62 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:32:43 PM »

Hhahaha I looked over... there are about 6 meters away... and I give a lusty wink, a toothy grin, and go "heh heh heh..."

I think I freaked them out a little... though not as much as expected. I'm very non-creepy.
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andronicus
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« Reply #63 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:35:49 PM »

If they're not freaked out that bad, then it means you've successfully charmed them.  Wait 5 minutes, then go over and offer to take them back to your place.  

Also, Klaus: We will make babies.  I know how to do that, it's in one of the Galaxy Guides; probably Fragments from the Outer Rim.
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KlausFraktal
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« Reply #64 on: Mar 07, 2006, 08:52:02 PM »

Afterwards, can we go to the grocery store to photocopy character portraits from the sourcebooks?!

 Embarassed

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andronicus
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« Reply #65 on: Mar 07, 2006, 09:01:50 PM »

YES!!!  I call quixotic Jedi!
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #66 on: Mar 07, 2006, 09:05:51 PM »

You guys have completely lost me. Huzzah!!
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Good Intentions
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« Reply #67 on: Mar 07, 2006, 09:47:04 PM »

Obviously you need to draw your own character protraits.

Or use Hero Machine.
(On the bottom left - either use 'Classic' to your heart's desire, or try out 2.0)
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rockmeamadeus
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« Reply #68 on: Mar 07, 2006, 09:52:25 PM »

Holy crap, this is awesome!!! Thanks GI!
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #69 on: Mar 24, 2006, 12:44:07 PM »

So it's not that I can't afford a skull stein, it's just that it's riiiight on the line between "OMG AWESOME" and "impractical and ugly".  I'm gonna be weighing the pros and cons all day.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #70 on: Mar 24, 2006, 12:53:55 PM »

greg, i bet you could find a better one if you looked around. that one is kinda homely.
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RoyBiggins
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« Reply #71 on: Mar 24, 2006, 12:54:46 PM »

It'd go fine right in between the huge Ulysses S. Grant Returns Home Victorious coffee mug I already have and the giant "We Still Love You General Lee" one that I'm trying to track down.
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« Reply #72 on: Mar 24, 2006, 12:59:12 PM »

yeah I was thinking it was going to be all metal and gothic sort of looking, but that's just a white skull mug.  my vote for what it's worth = no.

get a METAL skull stein !

or just capture somone, shrink thier head and plate it in metal.
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Bernard
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« Reply #73 on: Mar 24, 2006, 04:23:08 PM »



next eighty grand I get my hands on, I'm ordering a journe

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« Reply #74 on: Mar 24, 2006, 04:35:04 PM »

Things of beauty that really piss me off are intriguing. Like that watch. And Michelle Malkin.
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