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The_Tourist
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« Reply #275 on: Apr 13, 2006, 11:49:19 PM »

Quote from: "milly balgeary"


Awwww, the hammered looking shit on its head is sooo cute! Do pet stores carry those?


just drop a couple pork chops in a fish tank and pretty soon you'll have your very own trichinosis sea monkeys
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #276 on: Apr 13, 2006, 11:50:07 PM »

I can turn it on to the 11 second video camera mode too, so you'll know I'm not just photograhping it an inch from my mouth but not really eating it.
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milly balgeary
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« Reply #277 on: Apr 13, 2006, 11:51:31 PM »

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I can turn it on to the 11 second video camera mode too, so you'll know I'm not just photograhping it an inch from my mouth but not really eating it.


Maybe you better not do it. Tourist is gettin freaky with the hammerhead aquatic beings.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #278 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:17:26 AM »

Dude I do NOT want to have to fly back to Montana for your funeral.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #279 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:41:12 AM »

yeah, but I'd leave you my car, ps2, guitar, $700, beer bong, pc (complete with lots of pornography)
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #280 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:43:58 AM »

interesting.  More likely though, you'll just get worms.  Lots and lots of worms.
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moloko_plus
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« Reply #281 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:45:57 AM »

i thought you said
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
yeah, but I'd leave you my car, ps2, guitar, $700 beer bong, pc (complete with lots of pornography)
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #282 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:46:31 AM »

if I had worms, I could eat all the brie-chos I want without gaining a pound.
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hannah
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« Reply #283 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:47:28 AM »

Quote from: "moloko_plus"
i thought you said
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
yeah, but I'd leave you my car, ps2, guitar, $700 beer bong, pc (complete with lots of pornography)


sure is a lot for a tube and a funnel, but I ain't denying that I'd cough up the cash
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moloko_plus
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« Reply #284 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:48:04 AM »

what's a 'brie-cho'?
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moloko_plus
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« Reply #285 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:48:49 AM »

Quote from: "hannah"
Quote from: "moloko_plus"
i thought you said
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
yeah, but I'd leave you my car, ps2, guitar, $700 beer bong, pc (complete with lots of pornography)


sure is a lot for a tube and a funnel, but I ain't denying that I'd cough up the cash

maybe they're made of solid gold? or encrusted with diamonds spelling out 'PARTY' or something
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #286 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:49:29 AM »

If I die from the raw pork sandwich, I want all of my stuff sold and the money used for a good cause:  Getting my remains (not ashes... literally my worm infested corpse) shot from a cannon into Andrew's window.
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hannah
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« Reply #287 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:49:31 AM »

Quote from: "moloko_plus"
Quote from: "hannah"
Quote from: "moloko_plus"
i thought you said
Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
yeah, but I'd leave you my car, ps2, guitar, $700 beer bong, pc (complete with lots of pornography)


sure is a lot for a tube and a funnel, but I ain't denying that I'd cough up the cash

maybe they're made of solid gold? or encrusted with diamonds spelling out 'PARTY' or something


I wouldn't expect any less of Freddy Knuckles, frankly
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #288 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:50:16 AM »

Quote from: "milly balgeary"
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
If it's gross enough for the Jews and Muslims, it's gross enough for me.


Yeah but as established previously you're neither Jew nor Muslim. You're a magic-user or something.


milly makes a good point; I'm actually a level-3 Paladin.

Maybe I'll have to try this sandwich after all.
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #289 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:51:02 AM »

Quote from: "moloko_plus"
what's a 'brie-cho'?


This, my child, is brie-chos

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hannah
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« Reply #290 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:51:20 AM »

Quote from: "Greg Nog"
I'm actually a level-3 Paladin


funny, because I'm a size-3 Palatino











and drunk
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moloko_plus
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« Reply #291 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:52:25 AM »

Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
If I die from the raw pork sandwich, I want all of my stuff sold and the money used for a good cause:  Getting my remains (not ashes... literally my worm infested corpse) shot from a cannon into Andrew's window.

or he could turn you into 'life gems' and use them to spell out "PARTY' on your beer bong
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moloko_plus
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« Reply #292 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:53:32 AM »

brie-chos are totally something i'd eat!

i was expecting something grosser.
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andronicus
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« Reply #293 on: Apr 14, 2006, 12:58:44 AM »

Quote from: "Greg Nog"
milly makes a good point; I'm actually a level-3 Paladin.

Maybe I'll have to try this sandwich after all.
The question is, will you be able to make your concentration roll to be able to get off your cure diseases spell while projectile vomiting.  CAN YOU DO IT?!
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hannah
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« Reply #294 on: Apr 14, 2006, 01:00:53 AM »

Quote from: "andronicus"
The question is, will you be able to make your concentration roll to be able to get off your cure diseases spell while projectile vomiting.


OMG SO MUCH TROUBLE PARSING

I need to stop drinking.

Jeez, Androny,  way to get you confusing sentence on this-here Internet forum to get me to sober up.

j/k

edit this post makes no sense rrrrarrrr
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #295 on: Apr 14, 2006, 05:39:19 AM »

Quote from: "FreddyKnuckles"
Quote from: "moloko_plus"
what's a 'brie-cho'?


This, my child, is brie-chos



Somewhere, a French person is plotting Freddy's death.
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she had me at "let's make a sandwich"
milly balgeary
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« Reply #296 on: Apr 14, 2006, 08:34:29 AM »

Quote from: "Greg Nog"
Quote from: "milly balgeary"
Quote from: "Greg Nog"
If it's gross enough for the Jews and Muslims, it's gross enough for me.


Yeah but as established previously you're neither Jew nor Muslim. You're a magic-user or something.


milly makes a good point; I'm actually a level-3 Paladin.

Maybe I'll have to try this sandwich after all.


If your constitution's high enough, you could eat 2 or 3 raw pork and onion sandwiches. Just have a cleric on hand.
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cold before sunrise
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« Reply #297 on: Apr 15, 2006, 04:30:53 AM »

smashed on stella and home to pack to jet home in three hours for hippity hop easter, i just made a master sandwich. for serious, i'm banking on this to erase my hang-over (nursing a third bottle of h2o) and make me feel pretty tomorrow:

- 2 slices squirrelly bread (made without flour)
- small tin salmon
- hellmann's mayo
- grainy mustard
- freshly cracked black pepper
- broccoli sprouts

while slices are toasting, mash everything else but the sprouts together. drizzle toast with olive oil and plunk the rest of that shit on there. add sprouts. cut into triangles.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #298 on: Apr 15, 2006, 10:29:52 AM »

i would not eat the triple raw meat sandwich. i've eaten raw beef my whole life (literally, since i could about talk) and i haven't gotten sick once from it, but pork is a little sketchier, and chicken is a Whole Lot Sketchier. i would do it if i could be guaranteed top-quality pork that was free of disease (i.e. if i killed it myself,) but around here, we've got costco.
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diesel_powered
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« Reply #299 on: Apr 16, 2006, 04:54:17 AM »

Damn... that salmon sprout dealie sounds bomb...
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