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Nick Ink
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« on: Nov 15, 2007, 08:12:45 AM »




 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

http://www.nabble.com/Bored-at-home....create-your-own-zoo.....-t1291589.html
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 15, 2007, 09:06:37 AM »

For serious, that dude's work represents everything I love about humanity.
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:08:25 AM »

Hey check out this giant set of pliers I got.

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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:14:42 AM »

Those are comically enormous!  Or the perspective on that shot was carefully planned.  Either way good pic!

though I guess since your hand is grabbing them they really are that big.  holy shit.  What are you working on, the fucking Death Star?
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hannah
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:17:11 AM »

Man, Gary, you look more like Jacob's twin brother than Jacob does.

Edit: I took down the photo. You'll have to imagine the similarity.
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hannah
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:18:45 AM »

Also, yes, those pliers are cartoonish.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:19:30 AM »

You can't see in the picture but they say "Big Azz" on the side.

My boss told me my tools weren't big enough, so I went and got the biggest channel locks I could find. Unfortunately, I didn't have the guts to make the obvious response to "your tools aren't big enough."

Also hannah, all are one in the beard.
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das kranke Tier
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:22:24 AM »

My boss told me my tools weren't big enough

How demoralizing...
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Doctor Bob
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:38:23 AM »

My boss told me my tools weren't big enough

How demoralizing...

First, your ex- writes an essay on her past lovers and you're worried about the length of the section on you.  Now this?
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 15, 2007, 10:49:22 AM »

Yeah but don't forget about that somethingawful thread which mentioned how awesome I am in that department.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 15, 2007, 01:20:46 PM »


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nonotyet
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 15, 2007, 01:22:51 PM »

Looking at that, I really wish I had a photo editing software that did not make everything look like shit every time I try to adjust the levels.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 15, 2007, 02:14:19 PM »

why don't you have free photoshop like everyone else?
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nonotyet
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 15, 2007, 02:21:03 PM »

Because I am Special.

By which I mean: I don't know where to get it. And that I am a LAW-ABIDING SOFTWARE HAVER PERSON.
 
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 15, 2007, 02:28:55 PM »

you could also download gimp for free.  It's not as shiny and pretty as Photoshop but it does the job.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 15, 2007, 02:30:35 PM »

where plz
if the answer is "Google exists" you can go ahead and say it
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 15, 2007, 02:32:29 PM »

gimp.org
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Doctor Bob
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 16, 2007, 06:48:58 AM »

Employee: "Hello, how can I help you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Employee: "What you want on the cake?"

Customer: "Best wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

Employee: "Dat all? Okay, Bye."

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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 16, 2007, 08:01:36 AM »

Ha, yeah, my wife e-mailed that picture to me, that's some funny shit.
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Maaik
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 16, 2007, 09:24:50 AM »

Ooh, be sure to forward that to Pam down in HR!  She'll be tickled!
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 16, 2007, 12:17:57 PM »

Ooh, be sure to forward that to Pam down in HR!  She'll be tickled!

I can't stop laughing at this.
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Doctor Bob
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 16, 2007, 12:58:16 PM »

Ooh, be sure to forward that to Pam down in HR!  She'll be tickled!

I can't stop laughing at this.

Sadly, the same can't be said for Pam.  She gave me another one of her famous 'Your snarky "friends" on the internet' looks, followed by a comment along the lines of "You try to bring a bit of light into someone's life, and this is how they thank you?"

Poor Pam.
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« Reply #22 on: Nov 16, 2007, 04:38:09 PM »

From el summer

Where's Freddy!?

















Missoula!




Alaska pics




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morgan
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 16, 2007, 06:56:11 PM »

Those are seriously beautiful.
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Anne the Man
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« Reply #24 on: Nov 16, 2007, 09:11:45 PM »



What we learned in Statistics this year.



AND my favourite anti-smoking ad:



We have a paltry lot of 'celebrities' over here. I don't even know who that guy is. Some sheep guy I guess, who doesn't give cigarettes to his sheep.
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