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nonotyet
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« Reply #325 on: Dec 14, 2007, 01:49:14 PM »

THERE WAS VISUAL ACCOMPANIMENT TO THE DEFINITION ON ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA

is what I am saying
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« Reply #326 on: Dec 14, 2007, 02:01:39 PM »

I liked that the five other folks with ankle alcohol monitors were Michelle Rodriguez (in Hawaii), three Lohans, and Chewbacca.
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« Reply #327 on: Dec 14, 2007, 02:06:59 PM »

& that Grizz calls Liz "Beth." I like to think it's because they secretly dating, a love that began at Kenneth's party after she made him cry.
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« Reply #328 on: Dec 14, 2007, 02:50:07 PM »

Y'know, I've seen that picture at least infinity times, and I never knew it was called "lemonparty"

Also NNY have you only been on the internet for a week or what. Next yer gonna tell us you don't know goatse or tubgirl. These are rites of passage. Anyway, lemonparty isn't even really gross at all.
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« Reply #329 on: Dec 14, 2007, 02:56:55 PM »

I don't know either of those things, um, either. I have a vague idea that they are completely disgusting and have been talked about forever and therefore never felt the need to really explore their definitions.

SO THERE
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #330 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:03:38 PM »

Next yer gonna tell us you don't know goatse

I don't know either of those things

WHAT THE FUCK
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nonotyet
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« Reply #331 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:05:21 PM »

DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME

I ENJOY MY SELECTIVE IGNORANCE
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #332 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:06:55 PM »

Look, I can't tell you what to do.  You can make like Pandora and click to see goatse, or you can remain in ignorance.  Alls I know is that my life has gotten much better since I first saw that one magical photo.  The choice is yours.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #333 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:08:11 PM »

no.

And that was the worst attempted reverse-psychology that I have ever seen.
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« Reply #334 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:13:27 PM »

You're right, NNY. There's really no reason for you to see goatse. Have you ever seen this awesome picture of flowers and honey bees though?
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« Reply #335 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:13:41 PM »

There was nothing reverse about it!  Like I said, the choice is yours.  But not finding out what it is strikes me as being along the lines of staring at a cake mistrustfully, going "I'm not gonna eat that... what if there's glass inside?"
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jebreject
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« Reply #336 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:20:27 PM »

Well, to be fair, there IS glass inside.
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nonotyet
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« Reply #337 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:21:53 PM »

sigh
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jebreject
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« Reply #338 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:25:56 PM »

JUST DO IT

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
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« Reply #339 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:27:23 PM »

Sarah, please just tell us you've goatse'd. Otherwise we'll feel compelled to offer links like this one (Wire season 5 spoilers) until you do.
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« Reply #340 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:34:06 PM »

You all realize that I can see what the link actually is by mousing over it, don't you?

you lose
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dumbfish
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« Reply #341 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:35:50 PM »

Yeah, but at some point we'll find the magic combination of words ("Shirtless boys exposed?") that will get you to click impertinently.

edit: BABY WOMBATS DRINKING TEA!
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« Reply #342 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:37:01 PM »

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YojimboMonkey
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« Reply #343 on: Dec 14, 2007, 03:49:38 PM »

There are people on the internets who haven't seen goatse?  Shit, my mom has seen goatse. 

(It was awful.  She wouldn't shut up about it)
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« Reply #344 on: Dec 14, 2007, 04:00:05 PM »

Remember when America got goatse'd during the CNN/Youtube GOP presidential debate?

That was seriously the high point of American social discourse.  It's all downhill from here, people.
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« Reply #345 on: Dec 14, 2007, 04:04:34 PM »

I think that probably when you sign up for the internet your ISP should just send you goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty to just get it outta the way.
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Greg Nog
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« Reply #346 on: Dec 14, 2007, 04:09:51 PM »

Not to mention 2 girls 1 cup.
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« Reply #347 on: Dec 14, 2007, 07:07:58 PM »

There are people on the internets who haven't seen goatse?  Shit, my mom has seen goatse. 

(It was awful.  She wouldn't shut up about it)
I haven't seen any of them. I know what they consist of, though. I take that to be a sign of my internet-fu.
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« Reply #348 on: Dec 14, 2007, 09:18:26 PM »

knowing what they consist of is not the same of knowing
the goatse is holy
the tubgirl is holy
lemonparty is, well, really tame, but still holy!
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« Reply #349 on: Dec 14, 2007, 09:20:15 PM »

lemonparty's just sort of funny in that it's usually fairly unexpected.  tubgirl is gross and obvious and tiresome, like an uncle asking you to pull his finger.  goatse I actually find kind of touching.
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