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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #50 on: Jan 20, 2008, 10:42:27 PM »

yeah ghetto versions of that include vodka instead of everclear, and much more beer dilution
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« Reply #51 on: Jan 20, 2008, 11:12:08 PM »

That version of it was pretty goddamn tasty but it also led to lots of folks being punched in the head and like an RC car being set on fire and things
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« Reply #52 on: Jan 20, 2008, 11:37:55 PM »

yeah ghetto versions of that include vodka instead of everclear

Everclear is less ghetto than vodka?
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #53 on: Jan 20, 2008, 11:50:18 PM »

yeah in that context. 


I'm on my 9th pilsner of the evening, which is pretty good considering I'm not doing shit.
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« Reply #54 on: Jan 24, 2008, 05:18:32 AM »

Patron!  Jesus fucking christ, kids, Patron.

I had say a tiny mouthful - less than half a shot - and I already feel happier about EVERYTHING.

This is crazy shit.
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SPACERACE
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« Reply #55 on: Jan 24, 2008, 02:56:40 PM »

who the fuck takes half a shot
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #56 on: Jan 24, 2008, 04:05:04 PM »

I think he means from the bottle.  Like I took a sip, probably less than a half shot.
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« Reply #57 on: Jan 24, 2008, 04:24:34 PM »

that is an incorrect method

one is supposed to chug tequila

obv.
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« Reply #58 on: Jan 24, 2008, 04:32:36 PM »

unless its 50 bucks for 750ml (which makes no sense to me)
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« Reply #59 on: Jan 24, 2008, 06:21:11 PM »

here's to cuervo and waking up in strange places
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« Reply #60 on: Jan 24, 2008, 07:38:30 PM »

that is an incorrect method

one is supposed to chug tequila

obv.
Unless you're sneaking it from your roomie's girl's bottle

shhhh
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« Reply #61 on: Jan 24, 2008, 07:42:57 PM »

nobody warned me Sam Adams Cherry Wheat tastes like fermented robitussin.
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El_Josharino
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« Reply #62 on: Jan 24, 2008, 07:46:06 PM »

Dude, you didn't ask!
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« Reply #63 on: Jan 24, 2008, 07:51:17 PM »

Ok.  I'm basing all future alcohol purchases on this thread. 
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #64 on: Jan 24, 2008, 07:51:44 PM »

A sound plan
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« Reply #65 on: Jan 24, 2008, 10:06:38 PM »

I've purchased many a sam adams mixer on ridiculous sale and wound up choking down 2 of those sick fucking things.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #66 on: Jan 24, 2008, 10:44:57 PM »

I brought one of those mixers to a party once, and purposely pawned those two off on some suckers
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« Reply #67 on: Jan 25, 2008, 12:34:05 AM »

Don't even tell me I'm drinking alone tonight. That would make me sad.
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« Reply #68 on: Jan 25, 2008, 12:40:12 AM »

again, look who you're talking to
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« Reply #69 on: Jan 25, 2008, 12:40:23 AM »

i think i need to stop drinking high altitude beer at low altitudes.

shit's been giving me mad headaches.
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« Reply #70 on: Jan 25, 2008, 12:44:53 AM »

I'm glad you're here, the blucas!

Davy, you know what's good for headaches? More beer.

edit: Also, you could try climbing a ladder, or maybe just go up some stairs.
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« Reply #71 on: Jan 25, 2008, 12:55:58 AM »

or setting your oven to higher temperatures
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« Reply #72 on: Jan 25, 2008, 01:41:16 AM »

Good god I am fucked up right now
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« Reply #73 on: Jan 25, 2008, 01:50:11 AM »

always good to have you aboard
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« Reply #74 on: Jan 25, 2008, 02:02:54 AM »

Pretty sure I'll be drinking later tonight.  The question is, should I drink the small bottle of something (I'm not sure what it is, exactly, maybe some kind of traditional rice wine?) that's already in my fridge, or go out and buy a $6 bottle of AWESOME FRUIT JUICE wine???
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