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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #75 on: Jan 25, 2008, 02:08:07 AM »

should I drink the small bottle of something (I'm not sure what it is

Many an epic night has begun with those words.

Yes, yes, a thousand time yes
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Antero
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« Reply #76 on: Jan 25, 2008, 02:10:27 AM »

Pretty sure I'll be drinking later tonight.  The question is, should I drink the small bottle of something (I'm not sure what it is, exactly, maybe some kind of traditional rice wine?) that's already in my fridge, or go out and buy a $6 bottle of AWESOME FRUIT JUICE wine???
I'd say "TO HELL WITH GOING OUT," but I'm in Chicago and it's so cold

I've got an icebox where my heart used to be
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girl
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« Reply #77 on: Jan 25, 2008, 02:14:44 AM »

I believe the proper answer is: both.

You might want to go out to get the wine first, then you'll have them both on hand.
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morgan
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« Reply #78 on: Jan 25, 2008, 02:33:45 AM »

It's gotten pretty damn cold here lately, as well -- though not as cold as Chicago, I'd imagine.  I don't really enjoy going outside much, but I need to get new lenses in my glasses anyway (everything glasses-related is WAY cheaper here and I can get new lenses for $15-30).

I would love to do both.  Unfortunately, I'm a total lightweight and can't even finish an entire bottle of wine, and mixing stuff tends to make me vomit, so...probably won't be doing that.  Perhaps the answer is one tonight and one tomorrow night?  We shall see.  Too bad you'll all be asleep by the time I start drinking.  That is sad, indeed.  Sad
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« Reply #79 on: Jan 25, 2008, 07:46:27 AM »

Hi!  I'm drunk@!

I had that little bottle of stuff -- still don't know what it was.  Didn't taste very good, but then again, I don't really like the taste of alcohol in general. 

Ooooh, it's been a while.  This is nice.

I'm making a lot more typos than usual.  Not drunk enough to stop caring quite yet.
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« Reply #80 on: Jan 25, 2008, 10:05:53 AM »

The other night I went downtown for some drinks on my buddy's 21st, and I asked how much a JW red on the rocks would be and bartender said "3.25" and I said, "I'll take it" and he pulled the bottle down and then turned around and said "I'll give you green for 4" and I said, "I'll take it" and he filled that glass to the brim and I was pleased as hell.

That's my drinking story for the week.
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« Reply #81 on: Jan 25, 2008, 10:31:33 AM »

that would be like $20 worth of drinking here.
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« Reply #82 on: Jan 25, 2008, 05:06:01 PM »

The other night I went downtown for some drinks on my buddy's 21st, and I asked how much a JW red on the rocks would be and bartender said "3.25" and I said, "I'll take it" and he pulled the bottle down and then turned around and said "I'll give you green for 4" and I said, "I'll take it" and he filled that glass to the brim and I was pleased as hell.

That's my drinking story for the week.

And later we ended up at another bar that had $1 Old Style Tallboys. And of course I said "I'll take it" a couple of times.
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« Reply #83 on: Jan 25, 2008, 05:12:45 PM »

that would be like $20 worth of drinking here.

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Thermofusion
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« Reply #84 on: Jan 25, 2008, 05:16:58 PM »

I got off work early, went to get a bite to eat and an Anchor Steam, and they had none left. Settled for an Amstel Light.  Man was I sad.

Also, someone on this board told me a long while back--in an ancient alcohol thread--that I should be ashamed of myself for liking Amber Bock.  And I thought about it, agreed with them, and set out to purge it from my being.  Guess what--still haven't learned my lesson.  I even cook with the shit now.

Someone help me.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #85 on: Jan 25, 2008, 06:11:30 PM »

Amstel Light?  Punch yourself in the crotch now please
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Thermofusion
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« Reply #86 on: Jan 25, 2008, 06:45:29 PM »

done.

I've got a 6 o' Newcastle at my apartment.  My manhood comes out neutral.  Sore, but neutral.
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« Reply #87 on: Jan 26, 2008, 02:38:32 AM »

wddup
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« Reply #88 on: Jan 26, 2008, 02:58:00 AM »

tonight the_tourist and i went to a liquor store in koreatown to get beer.  it was called dick's liquor, so of course it was destined to be great.
ended up with a 6 pack of smithwick's, which the guys behind the counter were very fascinated with.  at first they didn't even think they sold it, then he had to explain what it tasted like to them.  it was pretty funny.  they were the nicest liquor store people ever.
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« Reply #89 on: Jan 26, 2008, 01:18:25 PM »

I discovered last night that:

rum actually tastes really good without Coke
rum tastes exceptionally good if I drink four 99 cent mini bottles of rum in the back of a movie theater while watching a free screening of Meeting People is Easy
I am more likely to be conscious of the calories in mixers when I have been drinking and am more likely to fool myself into thinking that diet Coke and rum is an acceptable thing for people to drink after I have run out of mini bottles and my friends and I have gone out to continue drinking
fact: it is not
I have no idea where my copy of OK Computer is
 
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FreddyKnuckles
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« Reply #90 on: Jan 26, 2008, 01:19:37 PM »

Drank a shot of patron last night
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« Reply #91 on: Jan 26, 2008, 10:22:33 PM »

Remember how I went through that phase where I liked Patron Cafe? I bought a bottle tonight, carried it into the house, and dropped it on the slate floor in my foyer where it shattered into thousands of pieces.  Sad
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martin_van_buren
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« Reply #92 on: Jan 26, 2008, 11:22:09 PM »

Drunk. Not thorwing up. Listening to Dando Shaft. Barely know who Dando Shaft are, don't really remember how they got on my computer, but they sound good. Had a fun evening. That's my news. Its only 11:20? Fuck, what?
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« Reply #93 on: Jan 26, 2008, 11:38:05 PM »

drinkin pepsi/jim beam + watchin katt williams = LAFFS on my couch
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The_Tourist
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« Reply #94 on: Jan 27, 2008, 12:00:07 AM »

in bed, listening to califone - roots and crowns, drinking a smithwicks.  might head out to a bar where my girlfriend's friend is the bouncer, which = free stuff woo.
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The_Tourist
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« Reply #95 on: Jan 27, 2008, 12:09:25 AM »

change of plans. weather is bad. no driving far to free bar. one beer left in the fridge.

help.
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Andrew_TSKS
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« Reply #96 on: Jan 27, 2008, 12:12:47 AM »

Drunk. Not thorwing up.

was that you who was "thorwing up noooooo"? god, what a classic moment in lptj history that was.
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dieblucasdie
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« Reply #97 on: Jan 27, 2008, 12:17:06 AM »

I'm not 100%, but I think that was blake
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auto-da-fey
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« Reply #98 on: Jan 27, 2008, 12:19:46 AM »

nope, definitely van buren.

i'm not drinking, but i'm about to start if i can't get my mother off the phone soon. why did i answer this call? aaargh!!!!!
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Maaik
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« Reply #99 on: Jan 27, 2008, 12:34:47 AM »

WHIT'S A SUCKA FOR HIS MOMS HAHAHA
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