Tupac Shakur: Sure, he's dead. But hey, he's got a new album out this week! If Tupac can release more albums after his death than most people can muster in a whole career, then conquering terrorism, global warming, and the credibility gap should be a small matter for him and his posse. For the cabinet, I nominate the no-name guys who were suddenly on his arm 24/7 when he got out of Clinton Correctional Facility. Syke? Richie Rich? Hank Beaugard? Dust off your cheaters: it's time.