O sinner! The day is coming when you will regret not buying Music for Rakes on the day it came out, except there really was no “day when it came out” because Car In Car didn’t subscribe to your bourgeois notions of “release dates.” They just sort of pulled down the lever and the flood came crashing through the dry aqueduct, obscenely full of good things splashing up against the sides. Ditchdiggers! Backstabbers! Sweep around your own front door before you try to sweep around mine: so sang the Williams Brothers, and they were right to do so, and as though in response Furniture Huschle wailed its lonely cry to the greaseless firmament:

Speech Avenue or First Street?
Yellow road with a brick, four feet.
Tender Vittles, and commercials are neat:
it’s a treat, and a treat got a figure on a spreadsheet
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