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In loving tribute to Joe McPuppet and to a person who identifies him/herself as "Autumn Almanac"

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B0n +|-|ugzzz, duh, but IS THE QUESTION SO SIMPLE no no obviously NO. The only thing is that the Bone Thugs got WEIRDER FASTER and so when we hear them now we are all like "Yo" if we are people who say "yo" and otherwise we are more like "say, old boy, mix me a Rob Roy would you thanks so much wot wot now then as I were saying to my cousin Richard when we were out on the savannah hunting BOAR wouldn't you know yes quite, as I said to him then: 'I don't think boar live out here on the savannah old boy, but your drink-mixing skills are beyond reproach' and wasn't it such a moment as will never come again the laugh we shared, etc" whereupon someone caps our knees with a BALLPEEN and we are reminded what we meant to say which was either "yo" or (more likely) "By God: how on earth did the Bone Thugs n Harmony become popular when they are so bizarre?"
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