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BUT! Compare this 2 tha Bone Thugs, whose acapella rendition of a song you didn't hear called "Dayz of Our Lives" from a movie you didn't see called "Set It Off" is EASILY THE WEIRDEST THING EVER, like a Conet Project for ppl who actually understood the numbers on the Conet Project discs the first time they ever heard them without even looking at the booklet. Not "understood what they were" now but "understood what they meant." Yeahhhhhh, now you feel me, N0w everybody gonna feel me. One of the Bone Thugs went to jail for hiding a firearm in his infant son's crib! Aaaaaagggggggghhhhh! "I want the truth" "You can't handle the truth!" "Counselor you are out of order!" "This whole court's out of order!" you think I'm going a little far in the comparisons but did you not hear me: acapella mix my friend and did I manage to find the lyrics even though no-one can possibly understand what the Bone Thugs are going on about well there are lyrics-transcriptions sites all over the god damned internet and so yes I did too:

If you the lover to the devil then the devil will beat you,
defeat you, deceive you, evil. He will never leave you alone.
I've been lookin' for a better day, but they don't never seem to wanna
come my way, my way. Eh, I'm havin' hell of times,
tryin' to make it, 'cause my people steady stressin' my mind.

And here, kind reader, we needs must take our leave of this subject and of you, and we thank you for your indulgence. We meant to conclude honestly and completely and to wrap everything up nicely, probably with the conclusion that Kiss is more Bizarre if only because the lifespan of their popularity defies even simple math, but that conclusion breaks against the face of a transcription as nakedly riotous as "Eh, I'm havin' hell of times." What do these people think, that the Bone Thugs are Canadian? Wait for it: you can't prove that they're not. Peace OUT

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