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yes it is a FAIR QUESTION but not one we will EVER KNOW THE ANSWER TO, NOT EVEN WHEN GOD LAYS US BELLY-FLAT ON HIS KNEE AT THE END OF TIME AND SEZ 2 US RIGHT B4 HE GIVES US A SPANKING WE WILL NEVER FORGET: "Annnnnnnnnnnnny questions?" This by the way will be a RHETORICAL QUESTION so DO NOT ANSWER under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES or He will only SPANK YOU HARDER WHEN YOU DO.

But our question is unrhetorical and would unburden itself of all rhetoric RITE NOW!!! Like the Van Halen song after they became Van Hagar. Do you know where you will be when you die? Heavy shit like that. By comparison ours is a simple question, to wit, "Who would win, old boy on the savannah with the boar and whatnot, what to speak of the historical of colonialism tut tut," oops what happened there, "who would win in a fight between Kiss and Bone Thugs-n-Harmony?"

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