3. Biz Markie, “Turn tha Party Out.” Also from a compilation, albeit a far more uneven one. It doesn’t matter: the rule around here is “if it’s got Biz Markie on it, then it is our worshippable guru.” “I rip and rag/play freeze tag/but since I got older it’s all such a drag/but it don’t matter now/like Purina Cat Chow/the first beat I did was ‘meow, meow, meow,’” rhymes Biz. Anybody who disputes that Biz is God must necessarily be doing so because they themselves are the Antichrist and I don’t see how anybody can argue with this proposition.
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