Wiley: If "Cabaret" would make kick-ass inauguration music, how much more awesome would/will it be on the day that the first black president turns out not to be Blowfly but some English guy: not only the first black president, then, but the first British president since Washington! Somebody tell me what's not to like: they inaugurate Wiley, the speakers blast "Here comes Wiley, my name's Wiley, I ate all the pies," everybody's happy. The nation is embroiled in scandal months later because of Wiley's great fondness for killer hydro bud? Not to worry: Wiley appears before a joint session of Congress, sings "Pies," all is forgiven. If Richard Nixon had written "Pies," he would still be President today, even though he's dead. Vote Wiley: he ate all the pies.