| Everybody
who wants to bear witness for Christ, you-all go right on ahead, but
come the final trumpet the question that you’re going to be
called on to answer isn’t “Who do you say I am?” but “How
you like my barbeque?” Because . He
is also a vegetarian, so He has what most folks would consider some
highly unorthodox barbeque strategies, but if you allow yourself to
think that He is therefore somehow less into barbeque than you are,
then you will be in for some Almighty smackdown come those terrible
last days. Thank God, then, for the moment of awakening that our stinking
rich friends had just a minute ago – when, upon examining the
sandwiches before them, they finally came to their senses and cried
out, “Honey, throw all that God damned mayonnaise away, would
you? I have ordered a case of Missouri Sinkiller B-B-Q De-Lite and
we’re going to have to make room,” and the honey in question
did get rid of all that awful mayonnaise, because the Missouri Sinkiller
will not be trifled with. Thank God for that moment of awakening because
it is the moment when mind & mouth conspired to tell those people
that it ’s perfectly OK to just let
it all hang out. |
