Note: when the following story was written, things were a little different from how they are now. The several links regarding Mike Maroth’s statistics now tell a different story from the one they were originally cited to tell. Hopefully the earnest reader is in the mood for a little creative math, to wit, 0-and-9 + a W in Chicago = 1-and-9, and not, as had been feared/secretly hoped, 0-and-10.
Glad to see some people’ve still got their priorities straight. As for us, though, we’re just happy to see you - for the past couple of years we’ve done our best to update this page once a week, but as some of you may have noticed, our average of late has been more Devil Rays than Red Sox.
