It’s all a question of luck; Maroth is a decent pitcher. He just plays for Detroit, and they’re, umm, rebuilding. I think they’ve got about ten more years to live down the curse they brought upon themselves when they tore down that beautiful old Tigers Stadium and moved into the wretchedly-named Comerica Park, and I think Maroth deserves better than to inherit such an awful curse, but you can’t spit in destiny’s eye, and we’ve all got our burdens to bear. People down in Florida gotta soak up all that sun, bald eagles gotta look bad-ass no matter what time of the day it is, Load Records has gotta have a punishingly great May-June release schedule, and Mike Maroth has to pay for the Detroit Tigers getting on the corporate synergy bandwagon.
