For sure Vladimir Guerrero
is going to be pissed. Maybe he has a soft spot for metal, but not
at this volume and not in this situation. He’s used to playing
in a dome, but it’s nut-freezing cold out here. And that other
team: who the hell are they? They won’t even stay in the dugout.
The Expos play on Astroturf; the Cavemen seem to play on an unpleasant
mixture of clay and snow. Add to that the blast-then-die-out antics
of a death metal band from Montreal and you’ve got the makings
of a pretty hellish exhibition game, the sort of thing you send your
triple-A guys to play, not your stars.
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