It’s why Rotting Christ is so great, you know: maybe in the beginning they were trying to make music that sounded like Venom, or Bathory, or whoever. It doesn’t matter, because if that’s what they were shooting for, they came so wide of the mark that they wound up making music that doesn’t sound like anybody else’s music. People who judge them against the measure of Immortal or Emperor are completely missing the point: this isn’t meant to sound like anything other than what it is — chart pop from a distant and incomprehensible planet where people talk in choked voices and prefer a vague Satanism to hackneyed quatrains about love and loss. Or, as Jerome Kern came fairly close to putting it mid-way through the first act of Show Boat:

Only make believe we’re metal,
Only make believe you think so, too.
Others find peace of mind in pretending -
Couldn't you?
Couldn't I?
Couldn't those guys? [spoken, aside: you know, those guys up in Norway with their spikes, white make-up, black eye-liner, and confused rhetoric about aboriginal religions and so on?]
Make believe our name’s not a red herring:
spot a niche, then capitalize.
Might as well make believe our black metal’s true —
For to tell the truth, it’s truer than you.

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