rock is dead; rock and roll is here to stay; the rebirth of the rock; rock mach 2004 or what have you; the fusion of rock and _________ has resulted in a _______ blend which ____s its listeners even as it ______s its critics; rock's last stand; "When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth"; the Eagles reunion; yes but Read and Burn ; yes but Eric Clapton Unplugged ; yes but the last several Mekons albums; rock reinvents itself; rock: revolutionary or reactionary?; is this the face of the new rock?; the rock/rap revolution!; rock en espanol ; rock over London, rock on, Chicago; you can't stop the rock; you can't stop the Twist; you can stop them both, easy, all you have to do is put your hands over your ears; "it cannot be denied!", or as follows: relentless force of a tidal wave, louder than God, like being present at the Creation; really rips rock a new asshole; "important"; "no longer relevant"; long lines of Brian Wilson worshippers are merrily marching down to Hell and taking as many of them with us as possible; yes yes but the brilliant and majestic "Stupid" off the new Dirtbombs album, and hearing it on the radio while driving down a very dark road; "no-one cares about"; yes but who cares what anyone cares about; et cetera;