It’s easy to discount the importance of a sense of humor -- so many great writers had none at all, and it hasn’t affected their profiles much -- but when you run across something great that has the gonads to poke fun of itself while simultaneously kicking every human ass in its immediate vicinity, you realize that the what-about-the-sense-of-humor corps are absolutely right. Ghoul, who play a loud, hard, fast breed of speed-metal that recalls mid-period Slayer or Kreator in a cheaper but better recording studio, are nothing if not funny. Here’s one lyric from their album, which is called We Came for the Dead!!! -- the song’s called “Ghoul”:

Dead things are what we adore,
Gut chomping fiends that get snockered on gore
In boneyards we prefer to dine
A baby, our dinner; black blood is our wine
Breaking open caskets to grab a bite to eat
Ravenously slobbering on mummified meat
The maggots in your skull are a gustable surprise,
We’ll steal the silver dollars from your desiccated eyes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [next]
   



-LPTJ-
home   archive   issues   music   contact   links